All the Invisible Things Page #2

Yeah, totally.

You're not from here either?

No, I'm from Germany.

What brings you to Graz?

Common, tell me!

Love?

Love makes you blind.

Sorry, is it OK to laugh about it?

It's good to laugh about it.

Nice, isn't it?

No thanks!

Can show you a trick.

Look, can do this...

I'm stupid.

I'm blind.

F***, just drenched my

cigarette in tequila.

You guys want some too?

They don't need it, they're busy.

Manu, got any tobacco?

Fairy

Thanks!

Moms always say their sons are OK,

and then at home...

She gets on my case all the time,

and guess what she said the other day.

She wants to meet my friends.

Now my dad can cope

with the fact that get stoned.

My dad is actually pretty cool.

You should go on a talk show.

I'm totally not interested.

What is it?

- Nothing

I'm gonna take a piss.

No, please don't!

Common.

Sh*t!

F***in' cops!

She's not home.

Really!

I've been trying to tell you

Good evening. Police.

I'm Officer Mittelberger.

Good evening.

It's OK.

Go on.

Your son and 2 minors

were drunk and playing in a fountain.

It's 4 a.m., he's underage,

we're bringing him home.

Sorry, but can't help you.

Mom.

If you'll excuse me.

Young man,

now we have a problem.

OK, I'll distract them,

and you run, as fast as you can, OK?

Don't even know where.

- That way!

Hope can do this.

Get your hands where can see them!

Want to see your hands!

- Easy.

Stay there!

What's wrong, huh?

Don't move!

Don't move!

Let's take this car.

- What?

Please, it is so awesome!

Go for it, but be careful.

- Are you nuts?

Hurry up!

- Just a sec!

Sh*t!

Common, faster!

Awesome!

You know what's even more awesome?

- What?

Our ticket to freedom.

What's that?

Savings book, Elli.

Anything in it?

Excuse me?!

Are we really doing this?

Let's go back to town.

Don't freak out, it's too late now.

Awesome!

Let's go some place cool.

Let's go to the ocean.

Let's go to Italy.

You know what's best of all?

- What?

We've got each other!

You're right.

We're never coming back, you dickwads!

Cocksuckers!

Good morning!

Paulitsch from Call4Life.

Hope I'm not disturbing you,

Mrs. Heiner.

We have 15 years of experience

and 20,000 satisfied customers

in the insurance business and we'd

like to inform you about your options.

Thank you anyway.

Maybe another time. Good-bye!

Good morning!

Paulitsch from Call4Life.

Hope I'm not disturbing you,

Mr. Hirzer.

We have 15 years of experience

and 20,000 satisfied customers

in the insurance business and

we'd like to inform you about...

Gobi, you were 15 minutes late again.

What am going to do?

Help me out.

This is your second warning and

you're not getting a third one.

Like you, you know that,

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