All Out Dysfunktion!

Synopsis: Six odd ball Hollywood types, each with their own dysfunctional personalities live under the roof of the same mansion. They're only common thread is they all have rooms for rent. Dysfunktion is an laugh out loud comedic take on the drama that ensues in a day when that many people live together and have absolutely nothing in common!
Genre: Comedy, Drama
85 min

live like that.

You will live like a very

good Indian hard-working boy.

American culture is not like

Indian culture, papa.

That is why I'm saying

American culture

is very different

from Indian culture.

Indian culture

is very good culture.

Two more months,

no more, that is it.

Yes, papa.

And one more thing.

How is that American woman?

I understand American woman

very good with the mouth.


No hands?

Your mother...

not very good with the mouth.

Bite sometime.

Eyes pop out, not good.

- Papa, please.

- What happen?

Your eyes pop out?

Don't be shy, ranjit,

i see the way you look at me.

You nasty.

Ranjit, what up?

Dude, I finally figured out

how to make my fingers Dutch.

You hungry?

Want some yum-yums?

Stupid huta.

That's disgusting.

Oh, god,

things are not settling well

from last night.

Where I come from,

people do not burp this way

in front of others.

You are a dirty pashu.

Wait, what's pashu?

Pashu, an animal, a beast,

a brute.

That is so sweet.

I should get that

tattooed on my heart.


- You are worthless.

- Mm-hmm.

Where's my coffee?

Sorry, dude,

i had a production meeting

this morning and I was tired.

Needed to drink it all.

What the f*ck, pashu?

This is expensive coffee, man.

- Wasn't that good. -I'm tired of

you taking advantage of my things.

Name four things.

I buy rice,

and you're burning the rice.

- One time. -I buy curry,

and you are burning the curry.

You're right, that one's on me.

- That one was my fault.

- My coffee's from India.

Look, your coffee,

I'll buy you some more

tomorrow, okay?

Good god, this guy is crazy.

- Who?

- That black guy, Tyrell.

Why he gotta be black, huh?

He's got a name.

I don't go around calling you

brown guy ranjit.

Because he's black.

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David Bianchi

David Bianchi is an American-Brazilian actor, producer, and screenwriter. With over 90 professional film and television credits and independent films he can be seen in major films and indies like Elizabethtown, Priest, Filly Brown as well as numerous TV appearances on shows like HBO's Westworld, Unsolved, Animal Kingdom, Shooter, The Last Ship, Southland, Pretty Little Liars, and Days of Our Lives.As a result of his work in front of the camera, Bianchi is an active voting member of the Academy of Television Arts and Sciences as well as being a member of the National Association of Latino Independent Producers (NALIP) and was nominated for an Imagen Award. He has 18 professional producer credits, 16 screenwriter credits and is the founder of Exertion Films. Bianchi is a member of the Producers Guild of America. He is the producer, writer, and star of All Out Dysfunktion! (Directed by Ryan LeMasters). The film co-stars Rene Rosado, Emmy-winner Vincent De Paul, Gerry Bednob, and Geraldine Viswanathan. Bianchi is currently in production on Catalyst (directed by Christopher Folkens). He stars with action star Patrick Kilpatrick, Michael Roark, and Noel Gugliemi. This is his fifth feature film as a producer. He is a Spoken Word poet with TV appearances on two seasons of the NAACP Award-nominated show Verses and Flow. Bianchi produces spoken word films collaborating with others in the field including Emmy-nominated, Grammy Award-winning actor/poet Malcolm Jamal Warner. more…

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