All Out Dysfunktion! Page #2
- TV-MA
- Year:
- 2016
- 85 min
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I'm gonna call you
brown guy ranjit, then.
F*** you, pashu,
i mean, who labels everything?
By name, taste, spoilage dated,
perfectly matching containers?
Have you seen him open a door?
Guys, guys,
good morning, good morning,
- good morning.
- Good morning.
Hi! Can you please
do me a favor?
If you're going
to talk about me,
- just do it to my face.
- Fair enough.
And can you please,
please not touch my things?
Especially you, gator,
with your filthy hands.
Well, excuse me
and my filthy hands.
Calm down, Tyrell.
We're just playing around.
Yeah, man, just playing around,
it's not like
you're the only person
on the entire planet
who uses a handkerchief
to touch his weenie.
All right, let's just be honest.
Just because
my state of cleanliness
is on a higher level
of consciousness
than both you two neanderthals,
from bacteria
eating me from the inside out.
Did you know
that warmth and moisture
are the key components
to bacterial growth?
Hmm? Have you ever heard of
salmonella?
E. Coli?
Listeria?
Bro, the bottom line
is that even a kitchen counter
has 50 times more bacteria on it
than a toilet seat.
Not mine.
My Booty's pretty clean.
- I sit down to pee.
- I know.
What?
You think that's weird?
Ask him how he poops.
How do you sh*t?
I use a squatty potty.
silky and smooth.
That's what you keep telling me.
But that's not the point.
and beelzebub hit you
with fire and brimstone,
you better believe
that I would be licking
a toilet seat
- That's f***ed up, dude.
- No, no, no, no.
And I'm not done.
Did you also know...
look at this...
that a kitchen sponge
is one of the most
bacterially infested items
in the entire household?
can multiply into
over 80 million cells
in 24 hours.
That is some serious
"f***-you-up" sh*t,
so while you guys
are running around,
scratching your balls
and rubbing your asses
and touching the kitchen sponge,
I will keep my sanitizer
and I will be safe.
And while you two little germies
pissing out of every single
little baby orifice
in your body,
dehydrated as a f***in' arab,
I will be okay.
So, do me a favor
and keep your hands off my sh*t!
What the hell
are you pencil pricks
- This is very sad.
You brown-nosing,
circle-jerking teabaggers
make some coffee yet?
My Stein is dry.
We would, but Mr. snuff film
drank it all.
Oh, oh, oh, oh,
you touched my tupperware
and you're a snitch?
That's why your mama
has three teeth.
Huh? One in her mouth,
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