All Is Bright Page #2

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After her first day of work,

she came home and she made me

promise to shoot her in the head

the day she turns 65.

I said, "Okay, Res, okay."

Because that's love.

It's this one right here.

Go, go, go.

How are you doing?

How are you?

Good. Passport.

Oh, yeah.

There you go.

You having a good night?

Having a good night.

That's great.

So that's you, huh?

Yeah, unfortunately.

Yeah.

Well, that's it.

That's my house.

I sleep in there.

It gets a little lonely,

but it's not too bad.

Gosh, it is cold out here.

How do you do it every night?

Unbelievable.

That is impressive.

Yeah.

What, is that 45/55?

What?

The blend on your uniform...

45 wool, 55 poly?

Don't touch me, sir.

Oh, sorry.

Fabric content is something

I'm very interested in.

My skin is sensitive.

I can't wear wool.

Wool socks... forget about it.

A wool scarf... that makes me

want to rush off

to the nearest guillotine,

you know what I'm saying?

My mom, when I was little,

used to put me under this wool blanket.

She said, "Rene,

you gotta sleep under this.

It's gonna keep you warm."

Go back to the cab, sir. Sure thing.

By the way,

I really appreciate what you do.

These trees

haven't been inventoried.

I would consider it a Christmas kindness

if you picked one out for yourself.

Please go back to the cab, sir.

I'm going back to the cab.

And I don't care how

big it is either.

Grab a big one for your kids.

Okay.

Move it.

Mwah.

It just seems cruel to keep it

locked up in an apartment all day.

And that's what I told her to

tell the nurse... Lucy, you know.

You gotta...

it's not like a chair.

It's a dog, you know.

You can't expect it to tell

itself it doesn't need

to take a piss when it clearly does.

Please shut up.

It's not like a chair.

Shut up.

It wouldn't do that or even couldn't.

Shut up, shut up,

shut up, shut up, shut up.

Please.

I just... I love 'em, Dennis.

I just love 'em.

Shut up.

I do.

# Kiss me, baby

# Like you love me...

Hey, answer that.

# Reach out from the sky above me... #

Answer it.

Christ.

It's her.

What?

It's Therese.

Well, answer it. I'm driving.

No. # Kiss me, baby,

like you need me... #

Hey, Res.

How are you?

Yeah, I'm, uh...

hey, guess who's here with me.

Uh, uh, no, no.

Um, Antoine couldn't

make it this year.

It's a friend

of a friend of Oscar's.

No, he's an... an Inuit,

Inuit friend of a friend

of Oscar's, yeah.

But, you know, he grew up

around trees, so that's good.

He... he can really help out.

He knows what he's doing.

Yeah. You know what?

Can I call you

when I'm not driving my rig?

My rig.

I'm glad.

Good. I'm glad when I can cheer you up.

Yeah, okay.

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