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A picture?

Yes, a picture. You take it

and I give you her email,

my email, and we send it to her, right?

- Okay, you stand there.

- Okay, really? Thanks, friend.

"I miss you.

"I want you.

"Hector. "

"I'm crazy about you.

I want you

"Send me

"some very sexy photos. "

I will send you pictures of me

"Hector. "

They should prohibit that kind of dance

for men with heart problems.

- Is she from around here?

- No, Cuban.

They arrive here in Yucatan,

then decided to stay.

They do well. They have their

own community close by.

That's what you should do.

Look for a woman to f***.

And f*** her until it falls off.

Just imagine, man.

Go ahead and f*** her.

Get it up, my man.

There's my matador. That's the spirit!

What's your story, sir?

What are you doing here?

- Are you staying at a nearby hotel?

- What's your name?

Usnavy.

Where are you from?

- Cuban, where else?

- That's strange. How do you spell it?

U... N-A-V-Y.

"US Navy"?

Like the United States Navy?

Exactly.

Now enough blah blah. Let's dance.

You know, I'm not used

to this type of thing.

About what?

The money.

Stop there, sir!

Just what are you thinking?

- That because I'm Cuban, I'm a whore!

- No, Usnavy.

Now, it's over!

- Have you seen a bag?

- Have you guys seen a bag?

Sh*t!

Usnavy!

A**hole!

- Let me go!

- I'm sorry.

Get yourself a Mexican

whore and let me be!

Listened to another jerk

who made me believe that...

That what? What do you think I am?

All men are always in search

of the same thing, always!

I'm not looking for anything.

I don't know, I don't...

My life is falling apart!

I didn't mean to offend you, okay?

I didn't mean it.

Sorry.

Hello?

Let me check.

It's Cristobal.

Why don't you answer?

She is not here. I don't know.

Okay, good bye...

Thank you.

- Why don't you talk to him?

- Because I don't want to.

You were married to somebody

and you can't even talk to him?

I don't want to talk about it.

Okay, Camila?

Stay out of my things.

You don't know anything about it

- Don't be so hysterical. Get a joint.

- I don't need a sentimental adviser.

You don't know anything about my life.

Hurricane Denise, it's getting closer

to the Gulf of Mexico.

And your husband?

He doesn't like to dance.

And he doesn't get jealous?

He doesn't like to waste his time

and jealousy is a waste of time.

- How do you do it?

- Do what?

How do you manage to be so outgoing?

You're outstanding!

I'm obnoxious, crazy and spoiled!

No, no, no, I would like to

be like that, more like you.

Well, then, we must dance in that case.

I forgive you.

Thanks.

How old are you?

Twenty-three.

I think my oldest daughter is 23.

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