Alice In Wonderland Page #2

- Where away, Dodo?

- Dodo?

Three points to starboard.

Pull away, me hearties

Have you in port

in no time at all

- Oh, yo-ho-ho and a bottle of sea

- Uh, Mr Dodo! Please!

- We'll all fish fry as we sail the sea

- Please help me!

Um, uh, uh, pardon me,

but, uh,

would you mind

helping me, please?

Yoo-hoo. Yoo-hoo!

Help me. Please!

Won't you...

Help me!

Forward, backward, inward, outward

Come and join the chase

Nothing could be drier

than a jolly caucus race

Backward, forward, outward, inward

bottom to the top

Never a beginning

There can never be a stop

Hopping, skipping, hopping, skipping

Fancy-free and gay

That's all they did tomorrow

but you finished yesterday

Round and round and round

we go until forevermore

Once we were behind

but now we find we are be...

Forward, backward, inward, outward

Come and join the chase

Nothing could be drier

than a jolly caucus race

Ah, backward...

I say! You'll never get dry that way

- Get dry?

- Have to run with the others

First rule of

a caucus race, you know

But how can I...

That's better. Have you

dry in no time now

No one can ever

get dry this way

Nonsense! Why, I'm

as dry as a bone already

- Yes, but...

- All right, chaps. Let's have it now

Look lively

The White Rabbit.

Mr Rabbit. M-Mr Rabbit...

- Oh, my goodness! I'm late. I'm late

- Oh-oh, don't go away

I'll be right back

- I'm late, I'm late, I'm late, I'm late

Don't step on the fish!

Uh,w-w-watch it there

Stop kicking that mackerel.

Brilliant! Jolly well...

Mr Rabbit. Oh, Mr Rabbit

Oh, dear, I'm sure

he came this way

Do you suppose

he could be hiding?

Hmm

Not here

I wonder

No, I suppose he must've...

Oh! Why, what peculiar

little figures

Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum

If you think we're waxworks,

you ought to pay, you know

Contrary to wax, if you think

we're alive, you ought to speak to us

- That's logic

- Well, it's been nice meeting you

Goodbye

You're beginning backwards

Aye, the first thing

in a visit is to say:

How do you do and shake hands

Shake hands, shake hands

How do you do and shake hands

and state your name and business

- That's manners

- Really?

Well, my name is Alice, and I'm

following a white rabbit, so...

- No, you can't go yet

- No, the visit has just started

- I'm very sorry

- Would you like to play hide-and-seek?

- Or "Button, button, who's got the button"?

- No, thank you

If you stay long enough,

we might have a battle

That's very kind of you,

but I must be going

- Why?

- Because I'm following a white rabbit

- Why?

- Well, I-I'm curious to know where he's going

Oh, she's curious

The oysters were curious,

too, weren't they?

Aye, and you remember

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