Albatross Page #3
How's your novel going?
Oh, well, you know.
Posy, would you like
a milkshake?
Yes.
I'd like to have-
Uh, ladies first.
I'll be back in a moment
to take your order.
Excuse me?
I am a vegetarian.
That isn't something
to boast about.
Mmm, thank you!
I need a spoon.
So what can I do for you?
Actually,
I was just thinking-
You know, if you get that
down on paper,
it's called writing.
You can have that lesson
on me.
Actually, I was thinking
I might be able...
to do something for you.
Seriously.
creative writing...
if you're struggling.
Just you and me
writing?
Yes.
Sounds fun.
I'll see you tomorrow.
Oh, Annie, you scared
the wits out of me.
Granny, it's Emelia.
Not Annie.
Mum's dead, remember?
Don't stay up too late now,
will you?
There's school tomorrow.
Granny, it's only 4:00,
and it's Sunday tomorrow.
And I'm working as well,
to tide me over for a bit.
Yes, yes.
Of course.
Basically, yeah,
I go like,
"So who's your sexual fantasy?"
Yeah?
you know, Pamela Anderson
or something,
he goes, "A mermaid. "
I was like, "A mermaid?
That is half fish you want
to shag, you sick f***. "
He goes, "Yeah
Pretty much is
with most girls, innit?"
I think my granny's dying.
All right.
When my granny died, yeah,
my brother,
little Tommy, yeah,
starts singing,
"Burn, baby, burn,"
as she's going
in the oven.
F***ing priceless,
calling my nan "baby"
Babe?
Babe?
Well, I... I haven't actually
acted professionally...
for a few years now,
no.
Um, I was in a really
popular coffee commercial.
Um, I used to be
Joa Saunders.
I'm the one who married...
the novelist
Jonathan A. Fischer.
So, um, I was just calling
because I'm looking...
for new representation.
Right.
Yeah.
Yes, all right, I will.
I'll, um-I'll call back
when I'm in something.
Thanks.
Morning, Mrs. Fischer.
How's it hanging?
You're late.
And I want to have a word
with you.
What are you doing with things
that are left in the rooms?
Oh, well, uh...
The bed, I'm making.
The carpet, I've...
I've been walking on that.
And the curtains,
recently I've taken
to swinging on them.
Is that okay?
I mean the things that people
leave behind accidentally.
Are you stealing them?
No.
I haven't found anything
that's been left behind.
What's been left behind?
Well, the man who vacated
room three on Tuesday...
couldn't find his teeth.
of stealing
a set of old man's
false teeth?
What did you think I was going
to do with them?
These not look like mine?
I know that you live
with your grandparents.
Yes, and they both
have their own teeth.
If things get left behind,
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