Afula Express Page #3
- Year:
- 1997
- 95 min
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Mrs. Houdini!
A cashier! But that doesn't make
you a better magician!
I get it. -What?
-You're jealous!
That you can't do
one lousy card trick? -Exactly
Who can't? -You can't!
Pick a card.
-Stop already!
Pick a card!
What do you care?
If it works, I don't go to
your queer nephew's Bar Mitzvah.
It's a dumb bet.
You can't do it.
We'll see. Pick a card.
Did you pick one? -Yes.
Do you remember it? -Yes
The king of clubs.
What is it?
Tell me.
Yes. -Yes what?
-Yes.
Wow! First time it worked!
Congratulations, Batya! Where's Davy?
-Why didn't he come?
Now pull the head.
That's it!
-Now grab the legs.
Put me back together now!
Who says I know how?
Shimon, this box is
what I've been missing!
It's easy!
It's all in the equipment!
I feel the tide turning.
We're going to make it.
You and me. -Forget it.
Hey, ugly! Discuss you future
after you put me together!
Hey, Batya!
You're just in time!
What a mess!
I had a big breakthrough today!
-You embarrassed me today!
Everyone at the Bar Mitzvah
talked behind my back.
Come on, Dingbat.
Magic is.
I had to lie to my mother.
"He's busy working, Mom."
Magic isn't just make-believe.
It's me forcing you to choose
what you think you chose.
Get it? Do you think
we really cut her in half?
Where'd you get the box, jerk?
Box?! It's a grand illusion!
I bought it.
Grand bullshit! How much?
Nothing. I bought it on credit.
Answer. -You answer.
It's probably your mother.
-You answer.
What's your problem?
Who? Which Chaim?
Chaim!
I didn't recognize your voice!
It's Chaim, my agent!
I don't believe it!
He got me a job!
He's the real magician.
No, that's just Mrs. Houdini.
What? A show tomorrow?
Tomorrow?! Give me a pen.
I need a pen!
Yes. What?
Where? Yashrash?
Yashrash!
The Yemenite village?
I know where it is. Up north.
Don't worry. I've mastered
the grand illusion!
A gift from my girlfriend.
That's love for you.
Don't worry.
I'll deal with the union.
Of course I'll have an assistant.
It'll be an amazing show! The
Yemenites will never forget it!
Bye, Chaim.
Later alligator.
Where are you such a b*tch? -Me?
Killing my career when it's
starting? -What career, moron?
Go make a fool of yourself!
-Jealous again!
You're nuts!
Jealous of a Bar Mitzvah in
a Yemenite village?!
It's a jubilee celebration!
Make a fool of yourself.
I won't be there.
Wrong again.
-I'm warning you, David.
Imagine this.
Both of us on stage...
You in a mini and a fancy hairdo
and the crowd's screaming:
David, David!
-Forget it.
No. -Then remember this.
I'm not anyone's assistant
and I'm not going. Period!
Do we have enough gas?
Trust me! You're in good hands.
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