After the Wedding Page #2

Come on, we're

gonna play a game.

- What's that?

- It's called sex,

drugs, and rock and roll.

Okay, this time you

start off, you start off.

- Autoerotic aphyxiation.

- Hey!

- Oh, wow, fancy.

- Fancy pants.

- Okay, um, blowj*bs.

- I think I can say c*nt.

C*nt's a word at

this point, right?

- Okay, sure.

- Sure.

- Uh, dick.

- Um, ecstasy.

Obviously.

- Obviously.

- Obviously.

- Uh, f***.

- Guns.

No!

- Drink, drink, drink!

- Drink!

- Um...

H, uh...

Nope, that's not a word.

- Drink!

- You were lookin' for ho.

- Ready?

- Yes.

- On the count of three!

One, two, three!

- Hey, you've reached Dave.

Leave a message.

- Yo, call me.

- You're alive.

- I survived.

- Did you have fun?

- Oh yeah.

Are you kidding me?

- Good.

I'm glad.

- Cute kid.

- You and your wife plan on

having kids anytime soon?

- Yeah.

Sure.

- How many?

- I don't know.

Three or four.

- Wow, that's ambitious.

- Stop staring at me.

- How old are you?

If you don't mind me asking.

- I just turned 30.

- Oh no, a Leo.

- Oh no, an astrology weirdo.

- I said stop staring at me.

- Alexander.

- Okay, um,

let's go to the beach

before you get assaulted

by a five year-old.

- Sounds like a plan.

- You don't mind, right?

- Nope.

- I just really hate tan lines.

- Me, too.

Nice tattoo.

- Thanks.

Used to say Alberto in cursive,

but then when we got a

divorce I just did this.

- It really is a tattoo?

I thought it was, like, a

club stamp or something.

- Oh no.

Ooh, yeah, I was kinda going

for a minimal art thing.

But sure, club stamp, works.

So, how long have

you been married?

- Uh, six months.

But we've been together

for, like, six years.

- Oh, so the honeymoon's

already over.

- Not really.

- She must be a pretty

cool woman if she lets you

come down here all by

yourself to do writing.

- Yeah, she's really

supportive of my career.

I'm a pretty lucky guy.

- I'm gonna go for a swim.

- I'll be right there.

That was the best Cuban

sandwich I've ever had.

- I told you.

- So, what's the deal

with mystery dude?

The guy you're living with.

You guys dating or what?

- Tomas?

No, I wouldn't call it dating.

- Tomas.

What would you call it?

- He's nice.

We have fun.

I kinda wanna end up with

somebody closer to my own age.

- Why?

How old is he?

- I don't know,

like, 52 I think.

- 52?

- He just got recently

divorced as well.

You know, his wife got

the house and kids,

he got the beach property.

- And you.

- Sure.

But whatever, he's always out

of town anyway for work, so.

- You get the place to yourself.

- Yeah.

- That's a pretty sweet deal.

- I like it.

- So, how long you

been workin' here?

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