Abbott and Costello Meet the Mummy Page #3

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"For balance of story

and photo, see Page 3."

Hey, you know, those pictures that

you took may solve this murder.

I...

Hey, look at these pictures

you took.

You took me

with Dr. Zoomer.

What have you got to say?

Believe me, he looks better

than you do. Why, you...

Uh-oh.

The kid is

tipping off the cops.

Let's see if there's

a back way out of here.

The newsboy said

this gentleman was here.

Which gentleman?

The one that's alive.

Which one is alive?

The big one.

Have you seen him?

This has been a busy day.

Perhaps. Perhaps not.

Sit down

and play your flute.

Alms.

Keep playing!

Alms.

Hey, you sit over here.

Alms.

Blow that thing.

They're watching us.

Stop blowing.

What happened?

You got me in enough trouble.

Lay down.

Do you think

this is safe?

We have no choice.

If they didn't bring Klaris out,

then he must still be in there...

and so is

the sacred medallion.

We've got to get it

before they come back.

If they do come back, watch

out for the baby-faced guy.

He's a killer.

He's probably the leader.

We'll take no chances with him.

Now they say that a murderer always

returns to the scene of his crime.

Now we're going inside.

Turn on the recorder...

and when the murderer

hears Dr. Zoomer's voice...

naturally, he's going to

investigate.

Then what do we do?

Run.

No! We grab him. Come on.

Come on.

Press the recorder for a

playback. I'll look around.

Should anyone come in,

call me.

Yeah. I'll tell you

what I'll do.

Hey, Bud, if anybody comes in,

I'm gonna call you fast, because...

He's here.

Who?

Behind me.

That's your reflection!

Look, why don't you

be a man?

Be brave!

Be tough like me.

Be tough like you?

Be tough like me!

Nothing scares me.

Nothing scares me!

Nothing scares me!

Be brave. Be tough.

Nothing scares me.

I can't be tough.

I would if I could.

I'm gonna find out.

This is a gun!

And I'm gonna use it.

Put your hands up

or I'll fill you full of lead!

Back up!

Back up!

Back up!

I'm gonna see

if I'm really tough now.

This is a gun!

And I'm gonna use it.

Put your hands up

or I'll fill you full of lead!

Back up!

Back up!

Don't shoot.

Please don't shoot.

Hey, Buddy, it's me.

Why, you...

Now stop

playing around.

I've gotta clear myself

of this murder rap.

We'll search

the trophy room.

Hide.

A lot of these old houses

had secret doors and passages.

When you knocked

on anything...

you never knew what would happen,

or what you were going to find.

Come in.

Who are you talking to?

Somebody knocking at the door.

It's me knocking.

Did you push me?

Certainly not.

You're imagining things again.

What have you got there?

It's a piggy bank.

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