A Lady Takes a Chance Page #2

Well, isn't it funny

what can happen...

Just because somebody...

Happens to sit on somebody?

Where are you from?

The east.

Is that so?

Mm-hmm.

Where are you from?

West.

Is that so?

??

Whoopee!

? Oh, if you're troubled by the

blues watch those swingin' feet ?

? They'll have you dancing in your shoes,

I'm telling you buddy, they can't be beat ?

? King of swing you sing with

me promise not to abdicate ?

? Fall in line

and don't be late ?

? Stayin' and swayin' and

singin' and swingin' and yeah ?

Two beers.

Coming up.

Well, I must say...

This is certainly an

extra added attraction.

How's that?

Well, there was nothing like this

included in "all expenses paid."

Oh.

Do you mind if I feel your arm?

Go ahead.

That's what I thought.

Well, here's to ya.

Maybe you don't like beer.

Oh, no.

No?

Oh, no, no, I mean...

This is fine.

You know, I think it's...

I think it's nice

for two people to just...

Sit and talk, don't you?

Yeah,

if they have something

to... talk about.

Gee, you must have...

Just about a million

things to talk about.

Well, sure. I have.

Thank you.

Uh...

Waco, come here.

- I want you to meet my better half.

- Anything you say, Duke.

Waco, this here's Molly.

Sit down, sit down.

Good to see you, Molly. How have you been?

Uh, just fine.

I, uh... I don't believe

I got your name.

Waco, like in Texas.

That's very interesting.

How did they happen to name

you after a place in Texas?

Other way around. They

named the place after me.

Oh, really? Biggest

liar in the world.

Tell her a lie, Waco. Oh, ho, ho, ho.

Well, let me see.

Uh... oh. I never would have figured

the time we all slept in one bed.

Hiya, Linda belle. Why, you

bowlegged hunk of nothin'.

How you doin', Duke? Good.

Sit down, sit down.

Yes, sir. Here we were,

in an old bed.

Molly, I want you to meet an old,

old friend of mine, Linda Belle.

How do you do?

Howdy, Molly.

It was a folding bed... Why do you

want to make out for I'm so old?

Why, you've been hanging around

here since they fought Indians.

Speaking about Indians,

that reminds me of a story.

You hear tell about the old Indian

custom of scalping white people?

Well, I introduced the custom of

white people scalping Indians.

Really? Yes, ma'am, and

the first occasion...

Took place not more than a hundred

feet from where you're sitting.

Well, maybe 200. Hiya, Duke.

What cooks?

Well, what do you know?

Lill and Carmencita.

Sit down, sit down.

More beer! You know,

as I was saying...

Molly, I want you

to know Carmencita.

And Lilly. How do you do?

How do you do?

Lill, this here's Molly.

Howdy, Molly.

Molly, as I was a-sayin', this

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