A Good Marriage Page #2

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Daddy, it

sounds so ignorant!

Bad dad.

Stop it, stop it.

So when will you be back?

Eh, it depends on the traffic.

I have to drop in on the famous

Mr. Gaines before I leave.

You're not crazy about my

secondary career as a

Kingpin collector...

But I am the best

accountant in the firm.

Yeah, no conceit

in our family.

- No.

- Don't forget to thank him for the tasteful toilet seat.

Will do. Right after I ask him for

a corner office with an ocean view.

Oh, you're bad.

You're bad. Goodbye.

Bye. You take good care of my baby.

Oh, you bet I will ma.

Love you.

I love you.

Drive safe.

I will, I always do.

Don't miss your flight.

Bye!

Call me!

Bye sweetie.

Bye.

...and although

police refuse to comment,

Sources close to the

investigation confirm that

Elements of the crime suggest

that it was the work of the

Notorious serial killer

who calls himself "Beadie."

Yes, that's right Dave. Marjorie Duvall moved

here to the picturesque town of Southgansett,

new Hampshire after

her divorce five years ago.

Co-Workers reported her

missing last Wednesday after

She failed to

show up for work.

Mrs. Duvall's body was

discovered early this morning

By a jogger in this remote

area of the abandoned south

Gansett railway station.

If this was, in fact the

work of the notorious serial

Killer, police can soon

expect to receive Mrs. Duvall's

Identification cards, along

with a taunting note from

Beadie in the mail.

About a dozen downtown

businesses were boarded up

Wednesday, and glass littered

sidewalks following two nights

Of protests over the police

shooting of an unarmed black man.

There were few people on the

streets as the arch diocese

Cancelled classes in two

inner-City roman catholic

Schools. Police urged curiosity seekers

to stay out of the...

And me and mine

have cleared a straight path

For you.

Aim here.

For the center.

Oh, no.

No.

Oh come on.

Oh, ugh, oh, poop!

Oh!

Yes, he goes, but he

never really leaves.

Let's see here...

Ow!

Ugh.

These are mine!

I was looking for these.

Male expiration.

Sh*t.

Sh*t!

That makes an even dozen.

She was tortured.

Oh my god.

Oh...

F***, f*** f***!

Um...

Hi, this is Darcy.And this is bob.

We're not able to come to the phone right now,

but leave a message if you want to.

And if it's about collectible coins,

Make sure you leave a message.

Remember, change

comes from within!

If that's you handsome, uh,

get your tight little buns

Over here.

My, my husband's out of town.

Ahh, very funny.

I tried you before.

Uh, I-I-I was on

the phone with pets.

You know, she got home fine,

and, and uh,

And Donnie did too.

It's just, and she's...

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