A Glimpse Inside the Mind of Charles Swan III

Synopsis: A graphic designer's enviable life slides into despair when his girlfriend breaks up with him.
Genre: Comedy
Director(s): Roman Coppola
Production: Swan Design Studios
  1 nomination.
Rotten Tomatoes:
86 min

She had a big personality, a charisma.

- She was a bitch.

- She was not good for you.

- But it was worth it.

- Really?

You don't think so? Yeah, you're right.

But how could I resist her?

Why? Because she was young

and she had perfect tits?

That is a sign of health. it has been

scientifically proven that...

- You're working yourself up.

- I didn't make this stuff up.

- Maybe you want what you can't have.

- And you want what you have?

I don't have to be here.

I have crud I'm trying to deal with.

You're right, you're right.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

The doctor said you need to relax.

Until we get these tests we don't really

know what we're dealing with.

My chest hurts, it's hard to breathe,

my left arm tingles.

Isn't that all a bad sign?

You're fine. They're gonna patch you up.

You could take a break. Go to Mexico.

Oh, f*ck Mexico. The beds are hard. The

toilet paper's hard. It's such a hassle.

Guess what. My dentist tells me

I'm getting a periodontal...

- This is a classic mid-life crisis.

- Oh, come on, not from you.

I'm gonna give you

the number of my therapist.

Hey, I don't need some guy in wingtips

to tell me that I'm suffering.

Ah, she hates me.

She doesn't hate you. She probably

just doesn't have time for your bullshit.

And what is the matter

with my bullshit?

And the winner is...

Charles Swan lll.

Mr. Swan won this evening

in the category of Best Kisser.

He was a nominee...

I'd like to thank the Academy of Sexy

Women for honoring me with this award.

I'm deeply moved to be recognized

by this extraordinary group of women.

You know, sometimes when I'd be

laying out a line of bullshit...

I didn't think anybody

was paying much attention.

It should've been

the Biggest Asshole award.

You're telling me.

This recognition.

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Roman Coppola

Roman François Coppola (born April 22, 1965) is an American filmmaker, screenwriter, producer, and entrepreneur. With the 2012 film Moonrise Kingdom, he and co-writer Wes Anderson were nominated for the Academy Award for Best Original Screenplay. In 2016, his television series Mozart in the Jungle won the Golden Globe Award for Best Television Series – Comedy. Coppola serves as president of the San Francisco-based film company American Zoetrope. He is also founder and owner of The Directors Bureau, a commercial and music video production company. more…

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Submitted on August 05, 2018


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