5 Dollars a day Page #3

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zlp, zllch,

not a crouton.

This trip's on me,

ever last pillow chocolate.

That is good news.

Of course.

I got us set up

in five-star places.

Wait'll you see.

You're going

to be shocked and awed.

Let's go.

What zip code

did you park in?

Oh, here's our ride.

Are you shittin' me?

Free wheels and gas

for a year.

AII I have to do

is drive 1,000 miles a month.

No way.

No, no, no.

Why not?

No, I'm not

getting in there.

I'm not

getting in that.

Don't be a snob.

No.

You know what?

You are completely insane.

You're gone.

Going, going, gone.

Get in the car.

Don't-

don't put that there.

Put that over here.

No, don't put that on.

That stinks.

What about your Maggie?

Is it serious?

'Cause she's

answering your telephone.

It is.

Don't do what I did.

Don't let go

of something speciaI,

'cause, in my experience,

it comes along once.

Okay.

Thanks for the advice.

She dumped you, right?

Yeah, I'm psychic.

Turn in here.

We need to make a stop.

What, you got to take a piss?

No, make a right.

I got a surprise.

Just make a right.

What kind of surprise?

We just got on the road.

I was feeling good.

Little trim, a spruce-up,

get back on the highway.

I don't need a little trim.

I promise you,

these women are good,

and it's not

going to cost a dime.

What the heck?

They don't have their license?

Big deaI.

They're about to be

very good at what they do.

Mm.

Yeah.

There you go.

Yeah, Nat is one

of our favorites.

He's up for anything.

Oh, yeah?

He let me put his hair

in a Mohawk last summer.

No.

I bet it was great

growing up with a dad like that.

Yeah.

You know, if it wasn't for Nat,

I wouldn't be here.

Tuition's reaI pricey.

What, he paid your tuition?

Not exactly.

But he knew

a guy whose wife

was having a hard time

getting knocked up,

so your dad thought of me,

if you know what I mean.

I'm afraid to ask.

He sold my eggs.

Got me enough

for a new car too.

Yep, Nat's the bomb.

Sherry, what have you done?

So much better.

You like it?

Yeah, yeah.

Tips.

All around excellent service.

Enjoy.

Thank you.

I'm crazy about you.

Okay.

Good?

They only do

one haircut here, huh?

I always knew you had big hair.

Women; they take care

of everything for me.

They're saints.

Flynn.

There's a good one.

What was that for?

Are you trying to blind me?

It's for my wallet.

When's the last time

I had a picture of you?

My mug shot.

Does that thing

even work anyway?

Three box tops and $1.20

post and handling, of course.

Oh.

It's promotionaI.

Take a couple.

Hey, let me

ask you a question.

Yeah?

When was the last time

you actually paid for something?

You know how much

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