27 Missing Kisses

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What is it, Dad?

-I forgot my keys on the table.

-I'll get them.

-Catch.

-Thanks.

-How many spoons of sugar?

-Eight.

One, two, three, four...

five, six, seven, eight.

Don't stir it!

I hate it too sweet.

Martha, don't be late

for the rehearsal.

-What's the time?

-Four o'clock.

Here's the x-ray of

a man in love...

who swallowed three forks.

Why?

-His lover left him for another.

-Quick, let's go!

Break's over, enough singing.

Back to work.

I've still got

"Saint-Saens's Dying Swan."

Beautiful, Veronica.

Beautiful.

I know, but it still

needs a lot of work.

How are things?

Are you pregnant yet?

Pregnant? I'm not the Virgin Mary,

with her immaculate conception.

We've got a timetable,

so I fall pregnant.

Today, at noon.

What time is it?

-It's almost noon.

-So where's Lavrenti?

I don't understand why he's

being so irresponsible.

Quick!

Piotr has shot himself!

Come and see for yourself!

You know that crazy guy!

What an asshole!

And he still gets his kicks!

I wanted to shoot a rat and

shot myself in the leg.

If only it'd been his

empty head instead!

Give me that pistol!

Enroll me in your choir. Women

love me, the halls will be full.

-Where's Veronica?

-Over there.

Go up in a tank

or in a battleship!

If the gun between

your legs is flabby...

it'll do no damn good!

This way, Alexander. You've

never been to my place before.

I want to have a serious talk.

We can't go on like this.

We live in a small town.

My husband...

Not in such a hurry.

My husband...

Why did I let her

go off alone?

And she lied to me,

saying she'd go with you.

Be careful, children!

Don't jump, it's dangerous.

There's a whirlpool.

Our German teacher

drowned here last year.

-I'm not afraid.

-If you jump, I'll jump too.

-Don't do that.

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