16 Years of Alcohol

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Did you hear me?

Your father, have you seen him?

Did he come out of the bar?

No. I haven't seen him.

Go home.

Go home.

What have these seen tonight,

I wonder?

Hey, cowboy,

who's the fastest gun in the west?

So, you're Jack Wilson.

Yeah, that's right.

I've heard that you're nothing

but a low-down Yankee liar.

WOMAN:
She should know who I mean,

she's been with him 15 years.

Every single day she's seen him.

Anyway, she's telling me

she's coming down next Thursday.

I said, ''Be at the British Legion.''

She says, ''I'm calling the bingo.''

I said, ''You won't. Last time

you made a right hash of it.''

She comes in last week

with her husband.

Says, ''I'm not married.''

I said, ''I was at the wedding.''

Anyway, he comes in with her,

like Lord Muck and Lady Toff.

Last time I saw her she was pregnant.

I tell you what,

they only go there on a Friday...

What does that taste like?

What, this?

Terrible. Like donkey's piss.

..Need a decent meal. She said, ''What

would you know about a decent meal?''

Can I have a taste?

..Wouldn't go on a diet

if you paid me.

CLOCK TICKS:

MUM IN OTHER ROOM: I saw her.

She had your jacket on.

DAD:
She probably went to the bar

to get some cigarettes.

You're fucking out of order.

I'm sick of this, too.

MUM:
You bastard, stop lying to me!

DAD:
Fucking lying. You're lying!

SHOUTING:

You're fucking out of order!

I can't go out with my pals

or have a fucking drink!

MUM:
Do what you want,

I'm not here to take it!

DAD:
Fucking let me in!

I'm sick of this, too!

What are you doing?

I want to come down.

SILENCE:

I'm coming down.

Can you hear me?

I'm coming down.

Hello?

I'm coming in now.

RECORD PLAYER HISSES

This is not the stuff

that dreams are made of,,,

Each second here is another education

in the art of destruction,

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