13 Demons Page #2

the citadel yet

where the king is imprisoned.

See, I mean, it's a lot easier

if we're playin' with four.

- So where do we

start from, though?

- You can start anywhere

here, I believe,

it's the closest gray

block from any corner,

you can pick, but it has

to be in your own domain.

- So we put these

little army men dude

on the triangle?

- These are forests.

- Well, what's up with

the triangles, then?

- Well, you can't

go through 'em.

- Why can't we go

through the forest?

- I don't now, it's just

like every game board,

they have to make it more

entertaining and stuff.

You know, it's like why are

there little Bridges here?

It's just to make it more

pleasurable, I guess.

So you go there, actually,

no you go right there

because you cannot be right

next to those red things.

- So what are the reds, then?

- Those are the demon bases.

- Demon base.

I heard some demon bass

on a track the other day.

It was sweet.

I don't like this, though.

That was more interesting, that.

- So, first off, we kill

each of those 13 demons

outside of any of the other

lollygagging that we do

through these events, through

the valley of whatever,

discontent, and yada yada yada.

- I know, it's like a

choose your own adventure.

- Then do we absorb

their souls or something?

Is this Tekken?

What are we doing?

- So this is how it works.

So here I am, I'm

on my orange circle,

it says you come

to dead druid pass.

You see many boulders that

is blocking your entrance

to the demon base.

- Demon base.

- Your only options

are to turn right...

- the f*** around.

- Look, I know these rules,

they're silly and everything,

but come on, we can at least say

that we're playing 13 demons.

The game that's banned,

that was burned.

Lives were.

You know what I mean?

It's like Everest.

You know, you gotta try it.

- I'm so confused, man.

- Whatever.

- No, I.

It has this odd aroma and

my olfactory's all screwy,

but it kinda smells like

this thing's been buried

under like burned leaves.

- I know, I know.

Yeah, it does stink a little.

I thought that, too.

- Okay, but I do

smell it, all right?

- Well it's an old game.

I mean this is the game our

grandfathers played with.

- Do you smell it?

Like more intensely than you

did like maybe two minutes ago?

- I got somethin' you

can smell intensely.

- No, that's.

- Is it getting stronger?

- Dude, yes.

- I mean, I don't

mind the smell.

- I don't know, dude.

Smell my f***in', here.

- I like this better.

Oh, oh, sh*t.

- Yeah, no, that's.

- F*** it, come on guys,

let's just play, man.

Let's just do one

step at a time,

and let's f***in' play

man, let's do this.

Okay.

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