10,000 Saints Page #2

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way hotter than the cream of the

crop here in Lintonburg, so...

Dude.

You think that's...

I don't know.

Excuse me are you, uh,

are you Eliza?

Which one of you is Jude?

That would be, uh, me.

You don't look like a Prudence.

Oh, uh, no, Prudence, uh...

She's at home, I'm Teddy.

What's on your face, Teddy?

Is that some sort of Dracula

skate punk thing, uh...

Oh, right, um...

It's, we get it from...

We huffed turpentine.

Sh*t.

That is like, that's sad.

Happy New Year!

Wow!

Welcome to exciting Lintonburg.

Yeah, this should be

interesting, right?

You know we should probably just

crash Tory Ventura's party.

I mean, he's a total douche,

but he is a

major drug connection.

Everyone goes.

Yeah, unfortunately

it'll be filled with

like, jocks and metal

heads, I don't know

if your boyfriend's

one of those, but...

No, uh... No, I

don't have a boyfriend

and if I did he wouldn't be

a jock or a metal head.

So you guys strike me

as Misfits fans.

- Yeah.

- Yes.

- Yeah.

- No, we love Misfits.

I mean, we're into

all kinds of hardcore,

but, uh...

Are you? Nice.

Uh, my brother

actually has a band

in the East Village,

it's uh, Army of One.

They're like hardcore

but they're also like,

Straight Edge.

What's Straight Edge?

It's a whole other scene,

no drugs, no sex, no meat,

like drinking or weed...

Boring.

- Basically.

- Yeah.

That's pretty boring.

But, uh, their music's

pretty awesome.

I saw the Misfits once at

Irving Plaza when I was 11.

It was my first show with the

Necros and the Beastie Boys.

You went to a show

when you were 11?

Yeah, I mean I didn't go alone.

Who did you go with?

Your dad.

He put me on his shoulders.

I could see everything.

It was such a good show.

Christ!

Look, how long are you

gonna keep writing, huh?

It's New Year's Eve.

No, I've got to

finish Eliza's essay

for the Taft Academy.

Yeah, well shouldn't she

do that herself, hmm?

She did.

And she answered the question

about her future goals

with a 250-word essay on her

ambitions to be a makeup artist.

- Mmm.

- Written in eyeliner.

I applaud her creativity. Yeah.

- You would.

- Mmm.

You got any New Year

resolutions, Princess Di?

- Yes.

- What are they?

To stop dating my dealer.

Why would you do that?

With me you get the

whole package.

Sex and drugs, huh.

Oh, yeah I forgot.

...clocks, and then 1988!

I wonder how Eliza's

doing in Vermont.

She's doing great. Mmm.

Well, if your children

are anything like their father

I should be very worried.

Mmm, my kids are good eggs.

You'd have to actually

be around them

to know that, wouldn't you?

Well, I've been around your

daughter for years

and let me tell you something.

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