$50K and a Call Girl: A Love Story

Synopsis: When Ross is diagnosed with terminal brain cancer and given six weeks to live, his newly engaged older brother Seth offers to spend his $50,000 wedding fund on a final trip of a lifetime. Their plans are complicated when Ross invites a call girl to join the group and Seth's uptight fiancée insists on tagging along. This raucous road trip comedy features hip-hop star Asher Roth.
Director(s): Seth Grossman
Production: FilmBuff
90 min

F*ck you!

Ross kept

the therapy dog.

At the time I was working

as a wedding videographer.

Riding the bubble of

California's gay wedding boom.

But on the weekends,

Ross and my super-naturally-

photogenic fiancee, Lauren,

helped me indulge in my

artistic ambitions.

Shooting Tarantino-esque

vignettes full of violence

and subtle references to the

masterpieces of cinema.


But when Ross got sick,

I realized I had

the chance to make something


Something meaningful and true.

This is what that turned into.

What'd they give you?

Oxies, perp, valium.

- Nice.

Yeah, there's a real

silver lining in all this.

You want some?

- No, I shouldn't.

Oh, let's...

...let's turn this around.

There we go.

Seth, how's it feel?

Do something interesting

because this gonna

be for cutaways.


Is your...

...Is that your phone again?

- Yeah. Who is it?

- Uh...

I don't know, it's weird,

it's Lauren.


Dinner is almost ready."

We need to go food shopping.

I know.

- What are you filming?

The Ross Documentary.

We need to talk.


Put the camera down.

So, what do you wanna do?

I have 618 dollars in checking.

F*ck. I don't-maybe I could

buy a, uh, skim board.

A new skim board.

- I have... I have 50k.

- Yeah, you...

I have 50 thousand dollars

in my savings account.

You have 50 thousand

for your wedding.

Yeah. So, like, I don't

care, not for my wedding.

So, we'll spend it on,

fucking amazing adventure.

Lauren will cut off your balls

if you spend that

wedding money.

- She won't cut off my balls!

- Yes, she will!

No, she'll cut off maybe

one ball, one and half...

...He wants to go out

with a bang.

He wants to do a road trip

across the country with me.

You know, just...

...wild, crazy times.

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