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Ooh! ln all my years,|never have I seen the streets... so full of bustle and hustle|and assorted commotion. Our princess is to wed. Ohh, wonderful!|And who's the lucky prince? Not a prince at all.|Just a no-account street rat! No way! Try it phonetically. It's Aladdin! Aw! Some of you don't believe.

– by Sam Rogers

Good morning, good morning! That was "A-Billion-and-One Strings," playing one of your favorite tunes. At the top of the news this morning... there's monkey business in Utah. A band of renegade chimpanzees... have kidnapped Pulitzer prize-winning poet Lester Charles. What's the big idea? I'

– by Sam Rogers

[narrator] Once upon the last day of a golden summer, there was a boy... and bear. The boy, whom we shall meet in a moment, was called Christopher Robin. The bear was called Winnie the Pooh. And together they had many grand adventures in a remarkable place called the Hundred Acre Wood. But the grand

– by Sam Rogers

Many strange legends are told Of these jungles of India... but none so strange as the story of a small boy named Mowgli. It all began when the silence Of the jungle was broken by an unfamiliar sound. It was a sound like one never heard before in this part of the jungle. It was a man cub! Had I known

– by Sam Rogers

"Stag Nation" Script Scene One Night time, a car pulls up to a house and parks next to a line of other cars. Dusty gets out and walks up to the front door kicking toys in the yard. Dusty walks in to the house and down to the basement where you hear laughter and yelling. Dusty takes a si

– by dusty

Heavy: I am Heavy Weapons Guy and this is my weapon. She weighs one hundred and fifty kilograms and fires two hundred dollars, custom dual cartridges at ten thousand rounds per minute. It costs four hundred thousand dollars to fire this weapon for twelve seconds. OH HA HA AH HA snort HO HA HA...

– by Team Fortress 2

FADE IN: INT. RUSSELL'S DIMLY LIT LIVING ROOM - DAY Russell scrolling through self-help pages on his phone to help him sleep. MONTAGE - RUSSEL TRYING SELF HELP TECHNIQUES A) Thermostat being turned down. B) Russell turns alarm clock to face the wall. C) Russell takes melatonin with a gl

– by Tyler Carroll

{ A bride and groom set eyes upon each other for the first time as a married couple. The play encapsulates the moment that the wedding ends, and everyone has left the party. A newly married couple sits and talks amongst the wreck of the wedding party} Title: Now, What? Bride:

– by Jack Howard

[crowd cheering] All right, Beef Burrito. I'm gonna give you one more chance to take back what you said about my mom! I'll kill you! Ooh! Ooh! [groaning] Tag up! Tag up! [yelling] What? Oh! You want us to put the hurt on you? I think he wants me to put the hurt on him! You think he wants

– by J.G. Quintel

Sssssssssss” “Do you hear that,” says Jesse. “Ssssssssssss” “Oh no…” says Olivia. Jesse examines the trapdoor closely. “Boo!” yells Axel wearing a creeper helmet, while slamming the trapdoor open. Everyone screamed. Reuben squealed. Axel laughed. “Oh man! You guys total

– by TellTale Games