Recently Added Scripts

Good morning, good morning! That was "A-Billion-and-One Strings," playing one of your favorite tunes. At the top of the news this morning... there's monkey business in Utah. A band of renegade chimpanzees... have kidnapped Pulitzer prize-winning poet Lester Charles. What's the big i

– by Joe Ranft

There is a very old man on his death bed. He asks his servant to go find a wife for his son. His servant is so disdraught and prays Lord I will know it is the right one if she offers to give me and my 100 camels a drink. So the servant went on his journey and there was a woman there and she offered

– by God, Angelina Herrera

Talking like in my head'' (talking to myself) So you see the baby on the left well that's me ! I know! I know! i look adorable!!!! Anyways lets talking about my Dream Crush!!!! If you had not figure it out who it is, its William Foream ...... (Story Continues on 2019 Febuary 2)

– by Jasmine Clayton- Shaw

I know it's crazy But I am not afraid A country girl in a different world Trying to find my own way I know that I can be Whatever I can dream All for one It's true I'll show you what I can do Pure heart Clear mind Fighting for what's right every time I'm strong now And that's how I know i

– by Amy Wolfram

Guitar Acoustic Drum Beat Bass Guitar Guitar Rock James L Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley Kristy Cotton And Tiffany Local Vocal I lie awake and dread the lonely nights I'm not alone I wonder if these heavy eyes Can face the unknown When I close my eyes I realize You'll come my way I'm standing in the

– by Steve Oedekerk

Original Opening Sequence Edgar Deems Fred Old Fred Oh How She Doing Edgar Deems Move To Lay Down A Little Worried Old Fred Well I Bring Her Something I Know She Like Edgar Deems Darn Fred You Can't Afford To Give All Over The Way Justine Look What Fred Brought You Old Fred You Are We Gonna Play Ca

– by Steve Oedekerk

Excerpt from Steve Hofstetter Stand-up Comedy, 10-2-09 I try to sleep on every flight. That is my goal. I bring a real pillow with me. Like a bed pillow. I was flying back home to LA after a show and I put the pillow next to me and I put my head down and the flight attendant came racing down. She

– by Steve Hofstetter

Narrator: Nothing built can last forever. And every legend, no matter how great, fades with time, until all that remains are myths, half truths...to put it simply, lies. And yet in all the known universe, from here to the Farlands, the legend of the Order of the Stone endures, unabridged, as self-ev

– by TellTale Games

Rarity: I also know what to do next! Rainbow Dash: Take that! And that! And that!( kicks clouds while laughing!) Magic Zap! Rainbow Dash: What in the.... Get....It.....off....of.....me! Rarity: Now look at Rainbow Dash, cloudbusting with style, moving on!

– by Adagio Dazzle

Carly: Which is why I say, the potato is superior to the sports bra! Sam: And if you don’t believe us, try making French fries out of a sports bra! Carly: OK, next on iCarly, we’re gonna the door man who lives in the lobby of this building. His name’s Lewbert! Sam: The meanest man alive! Carly: We

– by Dan Schneider