The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert: The Bus from Blooperville Page #2
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- 2005
- 9 min
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Sun in wintertime
We will do just fine
Where the skies are blue
this is what we're gonna do
We will love the beach
We will learn and teach
Change our pace of life
We will work and strive
Four fat trannies
working on the wall.
And if one fat tranny
should accidentally fall.
Oh, my darling, Clementine.
How long have we been on the road?
Four and a half hours,
Christ. I've got a splitting
headache already
Happy hour!
- Mother's Ruin pour moi!
- Long Island tea.
- Stupid cow.
- You have to listen to this one.
After we did the Abba show,
Kevin had one of those
- liposuction penis enlargements.
- He didn't?
You know what they do?
They siphon all the fat
out of your love handles
into your wing wang.
I suppose it gives a whole new meaning
to "cracking a fat" though doesn't it?
Oh, listen to yourselves.
You sound like two fat slags
at a pie bake off.
Your contribution to the conversation
hasn't exactly made headlines, Bernice.
Gee, poor Kevin's dick.
There can't be much room down there with
his brain taking up so much space already.
No. I'll join this conversation
on the provision
that we stop bitching
about people,
talking about wigs,
dresses, bust sizes,
penises, drugs, night clubs,
and bloody Abba.
Doesn't give us much to talk
about then does it?
Can you confirm a rumor for me?
Is it true that her
real name is Ralph?
How do you like your
little boys, girls?
You don't have to answer
that if you don't want to.
Oh My God.
What is this? Outback
with benny Hill?
Just leave mine outside
the door at about 8 am
along with orange juice
and toast please.
Why certainly Madame. And would
you like vegemite or Jam with that?
Knock knock.
Room Service.
Can't you read the sign? Do Not Disturb!
Please come back in the morning.
Oh ha ha girls.
Open the door.
- Goodnight Bernice.
- Goodnight Mitzi.
Open the f***ing door!
Okay, if you don't open
the door I'm going to sing.
Fine, you asked for it.
I don't care if the sun don't shine
I get my lovin' in the evenin' time,
When I'm with my baby
It's no fun with the sun aroun',
But I get goin'
when the sun goes down
And I meet my baby
That's when we kiss
and kiss and kiss
And then we kiss some more
Don't ask how many times we kiss...
- Night John boy.
No, it's your shift and
Serves you right for
staying out all night. Slut.
Well, I'm not going to make it.
- Oh, f*** off grandma.
- Are you alright?
Me? Yeah. I'm fine.
I'm just thinking.
Sorry. SH*T!
What is it?
Perhaps we should have flown.
Bzzz! Wrong, but thanks for playing.
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