The Adventures of Ford Fairlane Page #3
- R
- Year:
- 1990
- 104 min
- 983 Views
Milli Vanilli paid us off
in bicycle shorts and hair extensions.
Very scary.
Rock stars. I'm goin' out
of my mind dealin' with rock stars.
I don't make money, I make gifts.
How am I supposed to pay taxes
with bathtub compact disc players...
..and autographed drumsticks, you know?
I need cash, moolah, wampum. Dead
presidents, Michael Jackson, Gerald Ford.
I think it's coming together. You need money.
Come on, Jazz. I got my balls in a bunch.
Your karate class costs money. Cavities
cost money. Propa-pylactics cost money.
Know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna take
that food processor Neil Diamond gave me...
..and make koala burgers,
with koala chips and koala dip.
- That's what I think.
- You're breaking my heart, Ford.
Look. I thinkthat we've got a case.
If we can make it through
this cavalcade of bimbos.
Hi, Ford. It's Monica. Remember me?
I'm walking again. Call me.
- That's Bimbo No.1.
- Hey, cut the play-by-play, all right?
Hi. Is this Chevy Nova?
Is this the car I want to speak to?
Johnny Crunch here, KDRT.
You know- K-DIRT, you schmuck?
You know, I'm the guy who had sex with your
prom date the very night before the prom.
And then I became the hottest DJ in the west.
Well, I got a case for you.
I don't wantyou to come here and say...
.."Is it a leather case or a vinyl case?"
No. It's a case to solve. Come down
to the station about six. Make it six.
Johnny Teitelbaum, calling himself
Johnny Crunch. Knock me out, huh?
You know, we grew up together in Brooklyn.
Came out here to become rock stars.
He's lying about the prom-date thing,
of course. I hope he is. I took his sister.
You're friends with the most
obnoxious a**hole on the airwaves?
The king of the shock jocks?
- I'm shocked.
He wants to see me at six. What time is it?
- Take this. I think you might need it.
- (phone rings)
- Hit pay dirt with K-DIRT.
- (modem tone)
That's for me. Radio contests?
Really, Ford. Howtacky.
So, what are you gonna do about this watch?
Keep it. It's your paycheckthis month.
That's nice. What about last month?
Come here. Come here.
Come here.
I wanna tell you something. Come here.
Huh? Huh?
Unbelievable.
When Johnny and I broke up our band,
we drifted apart.
He started hanging out with all those rock
star hairhead types, like the late Bobby Black.
And when they needed money to get high,
they did RockAgainst Drugs commercials.
You see what I'm sayin'?
That's what I'm sayin'. What am I sayin'?
I don't know.
Hey, Pixie. I'm here to see Johnny Crunch.
Lucky you. Arnie.
Mr Crunch has a lot of fans
who hate his guts.
Oh, Arnie. Sometimes when we touch
the honesty's too much.
Translation
Translate and read this script in other languages:
Select another language:
- - Select -
- 简体中文 (Chinese - Simplified)
- 繁體中文 (Chinese - Traditional)
- Español (Spanish)
- Esperanto (Esperanto)
- 日本語 (Japanese)
- Português (Portuguese)
- Deutsch (German)
- العربية (Arabic)
- Français (French)
- Русский (Russian)
- ಕನ್ನಡ (Kannada)
- 한국어 (Korean)
- עברית (Hebrew)
- Gaeilge (Irish)
- Українська (Ukrainian)
- اردو (Urdu)
- Magyar (Hungarian)
- मानक हिन्दी (Hindi)
- Indonesia (Indonesian)
- Italiano (Italian)
- தமிழ் (Tamil)
- Türkçe (Turkish)
- తెలుగు (Telugu)
- ภาษาไทย (Thai)
- Tiếng Việt (Vietnamese)
- Čeština (Czech)
- Polski (Polish)
- Bahasa Indonesia (Indonesian)
- Românește (Romanian)
- Nederlands (Dutch)
- Ελληνικά (Greek)
- Latinum (Latin)
- Svenska (Swedish)
- Dansk (Danish)
- Suomi (Finnish)
- فارسی (Persian)
- ייִדיש (Yiddish)
- հայերեն (Armenian)
- Norsk (Norwegian)
- English (English)
Citation
Use the citation below to add this screenplay to your bibliography:
Style:MLAChicagoAPA
"The Adventures of Ford Fairlane" Scripts.com. STANDS4 LLC, 2024. Web. 8 May 2024. <https://www.scripts.com/script/the_adventures_of_ford_fairlane_19638>.
Discuss this script with the community:
Report Comment
We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.
If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly.
Attachment
You need to be logged in to favorite.
Log In