Star 80 Page #3

YOUR HAND IS SHAKING.

OH, AND BIG.

I HAVE:

THE BIGGEST HANDS.

I NEVER WANTED TO HOLD

HANDS WITH ANY BOYS,

'CAUSE MY HANDS WERE

ALWAYS BIGGER THAN HIS.

I DON'T THINK

I'M ANY GOOD,

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

I HAVE A FEELING

I'M NO GOOD.

I'M THE FIRST?

WELL, THERE WAS

THIS FOOTBALL PLAYER.

WHAT ELSE?

OH, IT WAS

PLAIN AWFUL.

HE WAS SO ROUGH,

AND IT WAS ALL:

OVER SO FAST.

WHAM-BAM-THANK-YOU-

MA'AM, TYPE. HA.

I'M NOT REALLY SURE

IT HAPPENED AT ALL,

BUT I... I GUESS IT DID,

'CAUSE HE TOLD

EVERYBODY AT SCHOOL

I WAS A LOUSY...

[ROD STEWART'S DO YA

THINK I'M SEXY? PLAYS]

HI.

HOW ARE YOU?

HELLO.

HELLO.

THAT'S IT, YEAH.

ALL RIGHT.

HELLO.

HA HA. OH, MY,

DON'T WE...

HA HA...

LOOK SHARP?

COME IN.

SHE'S NO READY YET.

POUR VOUS.

OH, THEY'RE BEAUTIFUL.

I BETTER PUT THEM IN

WATER RIGHT AWAY.

SHE AND EILEEN HAVE BEEN

UPSTAIRS GETTING READY

SINCE THIS MORNING.

YOU'D THINK

IT WAS A CORONATION

INSTEAD OF:

A HIGH SCHOOL PROM.

HIYA, GEORGE.

GOIN' BOWLIN'?

OH, LORD, HE LOOKS

LIKE A TANGO DANCER.

HE'S A FRIEND

OF MINE.

WHO?

TELLY SAVALAS.

KOJAK.

BULLSHIT.

IS THIS TOO:

MUCH LIPSTICK?

HE SAID NO TO USE TOO MUCH.

DOES IT LOOK ALL RIGHT?

IS THIS TOO MUCH

EYE SHADOW?

DOES IT LOOK ALL RIGHT?

I THOUGH I HAD A VASE BUT...

GET YOUR FEET OFF.

YES, MA'AM.

THAT WAS A PRETTY EXPENSIVE

DRESS YOU BOUGHT DOROTHY.

OH, IT SEEMED

RIGHT FOR HER.

SHE'S ALMOST READY.

YOU SHOULD SEE HER.

SMELL, MOM.

OOH.

SMELL ME, GEORGE.

GET OU OF HERE.

COME ON.

AW.

SMELL IT, PAUL.

REAL DEEP.

MMM!

THAT'S WHA SHE SMELLS LIKE.

IT'S CALLED

TOILET WATER.

WAIT!

HOLD ON A SECOND.

THE ORCHID:

IS FOR DOROTHY,

AND THE GARDENIA'S

FOR YOU.

THANK YOU.

HE'S HERE!

WE BOTH GOT A PRESENT!

THEY LIKE:

THE WAY YOU SMELL.

THAT EILEEN:

IS A KNOCKOUT.

ALL THE LADIES IN

THIS HOUSE ARE KNOCKOUTS.

BULLSHIT AGAIN.

GEORGE.

Eileen:
ARE YOU READY?

HERE WE GO. Dorothy: YES.

HERE SHE COMES,

EVERYBODY.

SHE LOOKS LIKE:

A MOVIE STAR!

[PLAYS KAZOO]

AHH!

DOESN'T SHE

LOOK BEAUTIFUL?

TERRIFIC.

YOU LOOK LOVELY.

CAN WE TAKE:

A PICTURE, MOM?

I HAVE A CAMERA:

IN THE CAR.

I'LL BE

RIGHT BACK.

CAN I TAKE:

THE PICTURE,

PAUL?

SURE.

? DON'T GO CHANGIN' ?

? TO TRY AND PLEASE ME ?

? YOU NEVER

LET ME DOWN BEFORE ?

? MM-MM ?

? DON'T IMAGINE ?

? YOU'RE TOO FAMILIAR ?

? AND I DON' SEE YOU ANYMORE ?

? I WOULD NOT LEAVE YOU ?

? IN TIMES OF TROUBLE ?

? WE NEVER COULD HAVE

COME THIS FAR ?

? MM-MM ?

? I TOOK THE GOOD TIMES ?

? I'LL TAKE

THE BAD TIMES... ?

HI, DOROTHY.

HOW ARE YOU?

OH, HI.

THAT'S HIM.

WHO?

THE BIGMOUTH.

THE FOOTBALL PLAYER.

YEAH, THAT'S HIM,

ALL RIGHT.

A JOCK.

HOW'D YOU KNOW?

JUST BY THE SMART-ASS

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