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I FOUND HER, YOU DIDN'T.

[CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS]

I FOUND HER.

I WAS WORKING IN THIS

DAIRY QUEEN PART-TIME

WHILE I WEN TO HIGH SCHOOL,

AND ONE DAY THIS

GENTLEMAN WALKED IN

WITH THIS:

GORGEOUS BLONDE.

SHE HAD A FUR COAT ON.

THEY BOTH:

HAD FUR COATS ON.

AND I HAD THIS PONYTAIL

AND THIS:

LITTLE SMOCK ON.

AND I SAID,

"CAN I HELP YOU?"

AND HE SAID, "WELL,

WHAT'S YOUR NAME?"

HA. WELL,

WHAT'S YOUR NAME?

DOROTHY.

CAN I HELP YOU?

YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL.

ME?

MAY I TAKE:

YOUR ORDER NOW?

I'LL HAVE SOMETHING SWEET,

SOFT, AND WHITE.

YOU.

WILL YOU PLEASE:

TAKE THEIR ORDER?

JESUS, PAUL!

SHE'S REALLY

BEAUTIFUL.

SHE'S A BABY.

GET THEM WHILE:

THEY'RE YOUNG, RIGHT?

I'LL HAVE

A BANANA SPLIT...

GOD, I DIDN'T GO OU WITH BOYS VERY MUCH.

I WAS VERY STRAIGHT.

UH, I COULDN'T TALK

TO PEOPLE EASILY.

[ROD STEWART'S DO YA

THINK I'M SEXY? PLAYS]

SO, WHEN DO YOU

GET OUT OF SCHOOL?

JUNE, I HOPE.

DO YOU LIKE THE CAR?

WELL, ONE DAY YOU'LL

HAVE A BETTER ONE.

A MERCEDES, MAYBE.

THEY'RE HOT.

? IF YOU WANT MY BODY

AND YOU THINK I'M SEXY ?

I'M GONNA GET I FOR YOU.

? COME ON, SUGAR,

LET ME KNOW ?

? IF YOU REALLY NEED ME ?

? JUST REACH OU AND TOUCH ME ?

? COME ON, HONEY,

TELL ME SO ?

? TELL ME SO, BABE ?

EXCUSE ME, SIR.

THE MANAGEMENT HAS ASKED

ME TO SPEAK TO YOU.

YOUR FLY IS OPEN,

AND THE WHOLE RESTAURAN CAN SEE YOUR DONG.

SOMEONE WAITING ON ME.

THAT'S NEW.

IT'S VERY NICE HERE.

IF YOU LIKE:

ITALIAN FOOD,

I KNOW A REAL:

KNOCKOUT PLACE.

I'LL TAKE YOU

TOMORROW NIGHT.

I LIKE PIZZA.

WELL, THIS IS NORTHERN

ITALIAN, 3 STARS.

I KNOW THE MAITRE D'.

OH.

IS THERE SOMETHING WRONG

WITH ME? I PROBABLY

HAVE A PIECE OF LETTUCE

ON MY NOSE OR SOMETHING.

NO, NO, NO, NO.

IT'S JUST THE LIGHT.

THE WAY THE LIGH CATCHES YOUR EYES.

OH. YOU'RE AN EXPERT,

AREN'T YOU?

EXPERT AT WHAT?

OH.

I FOUND THIS:

IN THE COLESLAW:

AT THE SALAD BAR.

IT'S GOT YOUR

NAME IS ON IT.

IT'S NOT THE MERCEDES.

IS THIS A JOKE?

IT'S A REAL TOPAZ,

2 CARATS.

IT'S BEAUTIFUL.

WELL, HERE'S THIS TEENAGER

IN A TOWN IN CANADA

WORKING IN A TASTY FREEZE

OR A DAIRY QUEEN,

ET CETERA, WHATEVER,

AND THIS, UH...

STREET-WISE GUY...

YEAH, I SUPPOSE INITIALLY,

HE WOULD HAVE SOME FLASHY

APPEAL FOR HER, YEAH.

? HERE COMES THE SUN ?

? LA DA DEE DEE ?

? HERE COMES THE SUN ?

[PLAYS GUITAR OFF-KEY]

I ALWAYS:

SCREW THAT UP.

? SUN AND I SAY ?

? IT'S ALL RIGHT ?

? IT'S ALL RIGHT ?

? IT'S ALL RIGHT ?

WELL, THAT'S

ENOUGH OF THAT.

I DON'T THINK I'M ANY THREA TO PAUL McCARTNEY, DO YOU?

THIS IS PRETTY.

I MADE IT,

TRIED TO SELL THEM.

MUST HAVE BEEN:

HARD TO DO.

[ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYS]

SOMETHING LIKE THIS MUS BE REALLY HARD TO DO.

IT'S SO PRETTY.

I'M A LITTLE HIGH.

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