South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut Page #5
- Year:
- 1999
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A TITLE reads 'Terrance and Phillip - Asses of Fire'
BOYS:
HOORAY!!!
On the screen, we come across PHILLIP, a very handsome
Canadian star with a great body.
PHILLIP:
Say Terrance, what did the Spanish Priest
say to the Uranian gynecologist?
PAN OVER to TERRANCE, who is also Canadian, and equally
handsome in a more rugged way.
TERRANCE:
I don't know, Phillip, what?
Phillip rips a big fart. Terrance and Phillip laugh merrily.
ANGLE - BOYS
KYLE:
That was sweet!
STAN:
Where do they come up with this stuff?!
CARTMAN:
How come Terrance and Phillip are so
weird looking?
KYLE:
Cuz, dummy they're Canadian, just like
Ike!
CARTMAN:
Oh.
IKE:
Poo bada!
ANGLE - SCREEN
TERRANCE:
You're such a pigfucker, Phillip!
PHILLIP:
What?! Why would you call me a
pigfucker?!
TERRANCE:
Well, let's see... First of all, you f***
pigs.
PHILLIP:
Oh yeah!
Terrance and Phillip laugh merrily.
ANGLE - BOYS
KYLE:
Woa, dude! Did they say what I think they
said?
ANGLE - SCREEN
Terrance pulls out a white envelope.
TERRANCE:
Well, f*** my ass and call me a b*tch, I
just got a letter!
PHILLIP:
A letter from who, you sh*t sucking cock
master?
TRACK IN on the boys' wide eyed faces as the dialogue from
the film enters their innocent ears.
TERRANCE:
It's from your mother.
PHILLIP:
My mother sent YOU a letter? What's it
say?
TERRANCE:
It says 'Dear Terrance, please don't ever
tell my son that I licked your hairy
balls.'
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