South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut script
Synopsis: In this feature film based on the hit animated series, the third graders of South Park sneak into an R-rated film by ultra-vulgar Canadian television personalities Terrance (Matt Stone) and Phillip (Trey Parker), and emerge with expanded vocabularies that leave their parents and teachers scandalized. When outraged Americans try to censor the film, the controversy becomes a call to war with Canada, and Terrance and Phillip end up on death row -- with only the kids left to save them.

FADE IN:

Very happy, Disneyesque MUSIC swirls in.

PAN DOWN from a pretty blue sky, to a small quaint town

nestled in the hills. A wooden sign tells us this is South

Park.

EXT. SOUTH PARK AVENUE - DAY

Birds fly into the air, TOWNSPEOPLE smile to each other as

they walk by.

It is a scene reminiscent of, if not directly ripped off

from, the opening number of 'Beauty and the Beast'.

A little eight year old boy walks happily down the street. He

is STAN MARSH, a noble looking boy with piercing blue eyes

and a strong chin. As he walks, he sings a happy song.

STAN:

I'm going to the movies

To see the brighter side of life!

I'm going to the movie

Everything's gonna be alright!

Forget all my troubles

Put my own life on hold

Let a studio tell me

how I should view the world

Where everything works out

I love it that way

I'm going to the movies

The movies today!

Stan merrily walks up to a crappy looking house.

INT. BEDROOM - MORNING

We are in a young boy's bedroom, just as his alarm clock goes

off. BRRRRRTTT!!!

RADIO ANNOUNCER:

Good morning South Park! It's five-thirty

a.m. on Sunday!! Time to feed the horses

and water the cows!!

From the back, we see the blond haired kid sit up from his

bed. He stretches, and then walks over to his closet.

We still only see the boy from the back as he reaches in his

closet and pulls out an orange coat.

The kid puts his coat on, then turns to camera and pulls the

hood shut, so that we never get a good look at his face.

MOTHER (O.S.)

KENNY! YOU'RE GONNA BE LATE FOR CHURCH!!!

This boy's name is KENNY, and under his orange coat, we have

no idea what he looks like, except for his European nose and

hazel eyes.

KENNY:

Mph rmph rm!

INT. KENNY'S HOUSE - KITCHEN

Kenny walks through his small, dirty house and into the

kitchen, where his MOTHER, FATHER and OLDER BROTHER are

sitting at the humble table.

KENNY'S MOTHER

Sit down, you can share some of your

brother's waffle.

The doorbell rings. Kenny walks over to the door.

EXT. KENNY'S HOUSE - DAY

Kenny opens the door to find Stan.

STAN:

Kenny! The Terrance and Phillip movie is

out! You wanna come?!

Stan shows Kenny a newspaper clipping. It's an ad for the new

Terrance and Phillip movie 'Asses of fire'. Kenny's eyes

light up.

KENNY:

Mph rmph rm, rmph!

Kenny walks away with Stan. His mother comes out after him.

KENNY'S MOTHER

Kenny! Where're you going?

KENNY:

Mph mprh mprh rm!

KENNY'S MOTHER

What do you mean you don't want to go to

church?

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Trey Parker

Randolph Severn "Trey" Parker III (born October 19, 1969) is an American actor, animator, writer, director, producer, singer, and songwriter. He is best known for being the co-creator of South Park (1997–present) along with his creative partner Matt Stone, as well as co-writing and co-directing the Tony Award-winning musical The Book of Mormon (2011). Parker was interested in film and music as a child, and attended the University of Colorado, Boulder following high school, where he met Stone. The two collaborated on various short films, and starred in a feature-length musical, titled Cannibal! The Musical (1993). more…

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