Shakes The Clown Page #2
- R
- Year:
- 1991
- 87 min
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Dog f***er.
You clowns done?
Oh, those hands...
Fabulous hands.
You just have such neat hands.
Hands that were made for much better
things than cleaning up clown vomit.
Exciting things.
I see a clown in your future, Judy.
I see you doing things
that regular women can only dream of.
Binky.
Judy.
Blow me.
Your face wasn't made
to be getting hit with pies.
Don't laugh at me!
Am I a joke to you?
Some kind of a gag?
Get up.
Hands.
I can't breathe.
You guys are nuts.
Is it just me or has it been
extremely humid lately?
That wet kind of humid heat
that you only get in Palukaville.
You know what they say
about Palukaville...
"You don't like the weather,
stick around a while. It'll change."
Pretzel?
I'm sorry. I can't hear you.
No what? No what?
No, thank you.
- Pretzel.
- Yeah, please.
Yes, please. No, no.
You don't take the pretzel.
I give you the pretzel. Open.
Body of Binky.
Amen.
Bye!
Bye, Shakes.
Bye.
- I'm so nervous.
- Why?
I'm taking those
gourmet cooking classes at PCC.
- PCC?
- Palukaville Community College.
- Oh. I couldn't get in there.
- I test well.
Could I have another napkin?
I'm determined to be a great chef here.
my final tomorrow.
Are you serious?
You are one of the best cooks I know.
Gus, I need my batter broil here.
I'll tell you your problem.
You're afraid of women.
- No, I'm not.
- Yes, you are. You never talk to them.
Yes, I talk to women all the time, man.
The only woman you ever talk to
is your mother.
So? Everyone likes my mother. What's
the difference? She's a nice lady.
Yeah, but you need to talk to women
who aren't your mother like...
like Lucy, right now.
What do you mean, right now?
- I mean go over there and talk to Lucy.
- You think I'm afraid?
- Yes, you're afraid.
- I'm not afraid.
I'll talk to her right now.
I ain't afraid.
Why don't you sit back,
enjoy and watch the master.
In the eighth, I completely tugged
and left the Nixons.
- Nixons?
- The 4-6-7-10 split.
Up until then I'd been hitting
the pocket all night.
- Hi, ladies.
- Did you pick up the spare?
I was really nervous 'cause I knew
I had a chance to win the match.
but at the last moment...
it pops back into the lane
picking up the split!
Unbelievable!
- You guys know what time it is?
- 7:
30.- He's nice, but he's a man.
So, how'd it go, master?
It went good, I guess. She was
making major eye contact with me.
- You didn't even talk to her.
- What are you talking about?
You saw me talking to her.
You were just standing there
moving your lips.
I asked her what time it was.
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