Private School Page #2
- R
- Year:
- 1983
- 89 min
- 411 Views
Well, I don't think that we have
the time to get into that today.
What, is she kidding?
I mean, we don't have the
time today to talk about that.
Now, we are going to see a short film
called The Tadpole and His Community.
Rita, take care of the blinds, please.
Hello, Hotel D'Amour? I'd
like to make a weekend, please.
I mean, I'd like to reserve a
reservation for a weekend in your hotel.
A week from Friday.
It's Mrs. Christine Rams... Jones.
No, not Rams-Jones, just Jones.
What if they wanna see your
driver's license or something?
Listen, it seems that I was wrong
about the name. It's not Jones, it's ...
Should I use my name or his? Yours.
Ramsay. Mrs. Christine... His. Use his!
Green!
Ramsay is my married name and
Green is my professional name.
Jones was my mother's maiden name.
But, I'm a graphic designer
and I really am married,
so that's pretty much my story. Goodbye.
How was I?
Terrific.
I made the reservation at the Hotel
D'Amour. The weekend after next.
That's where my parents
stayed on their honeymoon.
God, this is gonna be
wonderful. So perfect.
Don't you think?
Don't you?
Of course I do. Why do you say that?
It just seemed like you were
beginning to have some doubts.
Me? Doubts? What, are you kidding me?
Well, that's good, at least
one of us won't be nervous.
Nervous? What's there
to be nervous about?
Oh, oh, no! Oh! Do you see what I see?
Jordan, dear.
Surprise!
Go get her, Bubba!
bareback riding I've ever seen.
I'll get them. I'll get them.
No, really, I'll go in and buy them.
But up till now you've done
everything. Now it's my turn, all right?
Okay.
I suppose I'd say, "I'd just
like to buy some condoms"?
Well, be a little bit
more sophisticated.
Sophisticated?
Sophisticated?
Yep, it is fabulous.
It's called Fountain of Truth,
and you know what I'm gonna do?
I'm just gonna do one half of your face
so you can see the incredible difference.
It just relaxes those
years right off your face.
Now let that dry for a few minutes
and I'll be right with you. Okay?
Hello there, young fella! Hi.
What can I do you for today?
I'd like to buy some
prophylactic devices.
Now that is what I like to hear.
You know what they say,
"An ounce of prevention..."
You know, most young people today
are too careless about their bodies.
Well, what type of prophylaxis
did you have in mind?
What... What, what type?
Well, yeah, we have the ones
for getting in the hard-to-reach
areas, and we have the stimulators,
and we have my personal favorite
which possesses marvelous
prophylactic qualities.
All you do is insert the tip
Translation
Translate and read this script in other languages:
Select another language:
- - Select -
- 简体中文 (Chinese - Simplified)
- 繁體中文 (Chinese - Traditional)
- Español (Spanish)
- Esperanto (Esperanto)
- 日本語 (Japanese)
- Português (Portuguese)
- Deutsch (German)
- العربية (Arabic)
- Français (French)
- Русский (Russian)
- ಕನ್ನಡ (Kannada)
- 한국어 (Korean)
- עברית (Hebrew)
- Gaeilge (Irish)
- Українська (Ukrainian)
- اردو (Urdu)
- Magyar (Hungarian)
- मानक हिन्दी (Hindi)
- Indonesia (Indonesian)
- Italiano (Italian)
- தமிழ் (Tamil)
- Türkçe (Turkish)
- తెలుగు (Telugu)
- ภาษาไทย (Thai)
- Tiếng Việt (Vietnamese)
- Čeština (Czech)
- Polski (Polish)
- Bahasa Indonesia (Indonesian)
- Românește (Romanian)
- Nederlands (Dutch)
- Ελληνικά (Greek)
- Latinum (Latin)
- Svenska (Swedish)
- Dansk (Danish)
- Suomi (Finnish)
- فارسی (Persian)
- ייִדיש (Yiddish)
- հայերեն (Armenian)
- Norsk (Norwegian)
- English (English)
Citation
Use the citation below to add this screenplay to your bibliography:
Style:MLAChicagoAPA
"Private School" Scripts.com. STANDS4 LLC, 2024. Web. 4 May 2024. <https://www.scripts.com/script/private_school_16277>.
Discuss this script with the community:
Report Comment
We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.
If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly.
Attachment
You need to be logged in to favorite.
Log In