Parrot Sketch Not Included: Twenty Years of Monty Python Page #2
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- Year:
- 1989
- 72 min
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Looks very smart.
Shut up! We're sick
with their stench!
[meow]
[thud]
Look!
The cat's just choked
itself to death on them!
I don't care if I never
Why don't you go out
Like what?
Like gold and silver
and clothes
and wood and jewels--
Hang on,
I'll get a piece of paper.
# Dennis Moore,
Dennis Moore #
# dum dum dum
the night #
# Dennis Moore,
Dennis Moore #
# dum de dum dum plight #
# he steals dum dum dum #
# and dum dum dum
dum dee #
# Dennis dum #
# Dennis dee #
# dum dum dum #
In this picture,
there are 40 people.
None of them can be seen.
We hope to show you
how not to be seen.
This is mr. E.R. Bradshaw
of Napier Court,
Black Lion Road, Southeast 5.
He cannot be seen.
Now, I'm going
to ask him to stand up.
Mr. Bradshaw, will you
stand up, please?
[gunshot]
This demonstrates the value
of not being seen.
In this picture, we cannot
see mrs. B.J. Smegma
of 13, The Crescent, Belmont.
Mrs. Smegma, will you
stand up, please?
[gunshot]
This is mr. Nesbitt
of Harlow New Town.
Mr. Nesbitt, will you
stand up, please?
Mr. Nesbitt has learned
the first lesson
of not being seen--
Not to stand up.
However, he has chosen
a very obvious piece of cover.
Mr. E.V. Lambert
of Homeleigh,
The Burrows, Oswestry,
has presented us with a poser.
We do not know
which bush he is behind,
but we can soon find out.
Aah!
Yes, it was
the middle one.
[orchestra plays Blue Danube]
Oh, no, not again.
Oh, come on.
Stand and deliver again!
Your money, your jewellery,
your--hang on.
"Your clothes, your snuff,
"your ornaments,
your glassware,
"your pussycats...
Don't say anything
about the lupines.
Your watches, your lace,
your spittoons..."
# Dennis Moore,
Dennis Moore #
# riding
through the woods #
# Dennis Moore,
Dennis Moore #
# with a bag of things #
# he gives to the poor #
# and he takes
from the rich #
Here we are.
[Also Sprach Zarathustra
plays]
[crowd cheers]
Good evening.
Tonight is indeed
a unique occasion
in the history of television.
We are very privileged
and deeply honoured
to have with us
in the studio Karl Marx,
founder of modern socialism
and author of the
communist manifesto,
Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov,
better known to the world
as Lenin,
leader of
the Russian revolution,
writer, statesman, and
father of modern communism,
Che Guevara,
and mao tse-tung,
leader of the Chinese
The first question
is for you, Karl Marx.
The Hammers.
The Hammers is the nickname
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