Man on the Moon Page #5
George nods admiringly.
GEORGE:
He does a hell of an Elvis.
CUT TO:
INT. NY IMPROV, BACKSTAGE - 1975 - LATER THAT NIGHT
Andy is packing up his things. He very methodically folds
each item of clothing, then checks the creases.
George strolls up.
GEORGE:
Hey, I really enjoyed your set.
ANDY (AS FOREIGN MAN)
Tank you veddy much.
GEORGE:
So I understand you're from
Lithuania?
ANDY (AS FOREIGN MAN)
No. Caspiar.
George is puzzled.
GEORGE:
Caspiar? I haven't heard of that.
ANDY (AS FOREIGN MAN)
It's a veddy small island in de
Caspian Sea.
(beat)
It sunk.
GEORGE:
Oh. Hm. I'm uh, sorry.
(beat)
Well, look, I'm probably out of my
mind -- but I think you're very
interesting. If you ever need
representation... we should talk.
George hands him a BUSINESS CARD. Andy reads it -- then his
eyes pop. He DROPS the accent.
ANDY:
Mr. Shapiro, it's an honor!!
George realizes it's all been an act. He laughs heartily.
GEORGE:
Caspiar, huh?!
CUT TO:
INT. SOHO HEALTH FOOD RESTAURANT - NIGHT
A Bohemian health food restaurant, staffed by hippie
waitresses in sandals. Andy and George sit together, trying
to get a sense of each other.
ANDY:
You see, I want to be the biggest
star in the world.
George is surprised at this hubris.
GEORGE:
People love... comedians.
ANDY:
I'm not a comedian. I have no
talent.
(he shrugs)
I'm a song-and-dance man.
George looks up at Andy -- and inexplicably there is a giant
MOIST BOOGER hanging from Andy's nostril.
George cringes. He doesn't know what to say.
A waitress brings over two plates of awful 70's HEALTH FOOD
-- seaweed, beans, stringy paste. George frowns. Andy
beams.
ANDY (cont'd)
Mmm! I particularly recommend the
Lotus root.
Andy pulls out a little Handi-wipe and cleanses his hands.
Then he starts arranging the food in compulsive little
piles:
Beans in pinwheel shapes. Sprouts in piles.George peers at the bizarre food behavior.
GEORGE:
You show a lot of promise... but...
my concern is I don't know where to
book you. You're not a stand-up...
your act doesn't exactly translate
to films... help me... where do you
see yourself?
ANDY:
(bright)
I've always wanted to play Carnegie
Hall.
George is unsure if that's a joke.
GEORGE:
Yeah, ha-ha. That's funny.
Andy dips his silverware in the water glass. Two dunks,
then he dries it with his napkin.
George stares, perplexed. He looks back up -- and Andy's
booger has suddenly switched nostrils.
Huh?
ANDY:
See, I don't want easy laughs.
Andy's about to eat -- but first bows his head in silent
prayer. George raises an eyebrow. Andy snaps his head back
up.
ANDY (cont'd)
I want gut reactions! I want that
audience to go through an
experience. They love me! They
hate me! They walk out -- it's all
GREAT!
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