M*A*S*H Page #5
- TV-PG
- Year:
- 1972
- 25 min
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A Korean boy, not yet of military age, in green fatigue pants
and an off-white coat, appears promptly and heaps Duke and
Hawkeye's plates with food. Duke is hungry enough to turn
his whole attention to the meal, but Hawkeye is unable to
keep his eyes off Lieutenant Dish while eating. Thus neither
of them is aware of the attention they are getting from the
male officers' group, which includes HENRY, a couple of
medical captains named MURRHARDT and BANDINI; DAGO RED
(officially, Father John Patrick Mulcahy, red-haired Catholic
Chaplain of the area) and the PAINLESS POLE (Captain Walter
Zaldowski, Dental Officer), both in their thirties; and
CAPTAIN UGLY JOHN BLACK, an Australian anesthesiologist.
There is also curiosity about the newcomers from the unlisted
men's section, where we see among others RADAR; VOLLMER,
Henry's overweight Sargeant Major; CORPORAL JUDSON, young,
black and fresh from Mississippi; PRIVATE BOONE, who looks
too young and nervous to be in any man's army; and PFC
SEIDMAN, whose first trip out of New York has taken him
halfway around the world.
Henry, who alone has reason to be personally affronted by
Duke and Hawkeye's unmilitary behavior, gets up and crosses
to where they are sitting.
HENRY:
I'm Colonel Blake. You fellows just
passing through?
HAWKEYE:
Nope, we're assigned heah.
With which reminder we will abandon all indications of the
Maine accent.
DUKE:
Y'all were short a couple cutters
and we're what the Army sent.
HENRY:
Don't you know the first thing you're
supposed to do at a new post is
present yourself to the commanding
officer with your orders?
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