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Synopsis: Mac, the two fisted savy cop finds that he's being saddled with a new partner, a known burn out, to work with him on a new and difficult case. The new partner is, Ellis, an amazing detective, one who puts Sherlock Holmes to shame with his lightning fast deductions. Ellis has a couple of problems. He keeps assuming the personalities of entire casts of Television shows. This can be a problem when people begin shooting at them.
Genre: Action, Comedy, Crime
Director(s): Bob Clark
Production: TriStar Pictures
 
IMDB:
4.8
Rotten Tomatoes:
0%
R
Year:
1990
94 min
287 Views


I know. We discussed that.

We dealt with it.

If I have to, I have to. And I will.

Just don't be afraid to fail. Failure and

recovery is the natural order of things.

Don't worry about me, Father.

I'll be fine.

I haven't had a fragmentary episode

in months.

You're right. Absolutely.

You're the sanest person I know.

Actually, that's not very encouraging

coming from you. You're a psychiatrist.

Everyone you know is crazy. Or celibate.

Come on. I'll help you pack.

MacArthur Stern?

Yeah.

Capt. Doggett sent us out to get you.

Oh. I oversleep a little

and they send the cops on me.

There's been another killing.

- And they want us to go there now, right?

- That's what the captain says.

Nice place. Decorate it yourself?

F*** you.

Goddamn it, it's hot.

It must be 110 out here.

- Hey, Mac. How you been?

- Hey. Remember Camus?

Yeah. How's Claire?

- Claire? Claire's a born-again Christian.

- Go on. She's a Catholic.

Every time I go see my son, calls me

the Antichrist and hides under the bed.

Oh. Over here.

What's going on here?

- What the hell you got there, Stern?

- What, this? This is a cat.

Gonna track the killers with it?

Most people use dogs.

Come on, Weskit, we know it's a cat.

That's really funny, Weskit.

I had a fire in my apartment this morning.

I didn't want to leave him in the car,

so l... What do you got here?

Male, Caucasian,

teeth extracted, fingerprints zapped.

Here's where they pulled

the boat in to dump the body.

Must have been pretty big,

from the size of the hole.

Over at Quiller's Boatyard,

I've got two more bodies.

Counting four from the

other night, that makes seven.

Wow. What's with this guy? Who is he?

That man possesses the keenest

analytical mind I've ever seen, bar none.

Hey, Ellis, how you feeling? Come on,

pal. I want you to meet somebody.

I want you to meet your new partner.

Ellis Fielding, Mac Stern.

People just don't like you, Stern.

Let's get out of here. We're going to

the boatyard. Wrap it up here, Weskit.

- Yeah, you love me, don't you baby?

- Okay, okay, let's go. Get him in a bag.

It's inspiring to see a great

analytical mind at work.

Just wait. Just wait.

Tell him to slow down, will you?

I want to take some notes.

Go on, make cracks.

What's he doing now?

Hey, hey, somebody call a cop.

What?

Jesus Christ, another one.

A gorilla was murdered?

A guy in a gorilla suit was murdered at

the Hookers' Ball about a mile downriver.

- That explains the costumes.

- Okay, captain.

- You find something?

- It's pretty clear, sir.

Let's hear it.

Well, okay. It happened

approximately like this.

That launch there was being pursued

by another, probably larger, powerboat.

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Richard Christian Matheson

Richard Christian Matheson (born October 14, 1953) is an American writer of horror fiction and screenplays. He is the author of over 100 short stories of psychological horror and magic realism which are gathered in over 150 major anthologies and in his critically hailed hardcover short story collections Scars and Other Distinguishing Marks, Amazon #1 bestseller Dystopia and Zoopraxis. He is the author of the suspense novel Created By and Hollywood novella of magic realism The Ritual of Illusion, and was the editor of the commemorative book Stephen King's Emmy Winning BATTLEGROUND Matheson also adapted the short story which was made into an iconic episode of the TNT series "Nightmares & Dreamscapes" and won two Emmys. He wrote or co-wrote the screenplays for Three O'Clock High, Full Eclipse, It Takes Two, Loose Cannons Shifter, Midvale The Nature of Evil(co-written with his father Richard Matheson, Paradise, It Waits, Happy Face Killer, Voices of Midway, "Red Sleep", "Hooky", Dean Koontz's Soul Survivor as a 4-hour mini series, three Masters of Horror episodes, Stephen King's Big Driver, and 'NIGHTMARE CINEMA". He wrote for Amazing Stories, the miniseries Nightmares & Dreamscapes and adapted as four-hour miniseries HG Well's "THE TIME MACHINE", Roger Zelazny's "The Chronicles of Amber" and Whitley Strieber's "Majestic". Matheson also wrote twenty comedy and drama pilots for major studios and networks. He co-created, co-executive produced and co-wrote all thirteen episodes of the highly-rated HBO/Cinemax half-hour comedy series CHEMISTRY. He has been executive story consultant, supervising producer and executive producer for network television series. He is also the co-executive producer of the films Cub, It Waits, Paradise, Full Eclipse and Big Driver. more…

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