Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels Page #5
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EDDY:
Because it's cheap like a budgie.
BACON:
And nobody wants to live next door to the people that we live next to;
a bit anti-social, you know.
BACON beckons Tom to a cupboard built into the wall.
TOM:
What do you mean?
EDDY:
He means they're thieving dogs.
BACON:
I mean when they are not picking peanuts out of poop, they're ripping
off unfortunate souls of their hard-earned drugs.
BACON opens the cupboard doors and puts his finger to his lips. The
noise from next door immediately gets louder.
Not exactly thick, these walls.
DOG:
(off)
No you prat, that's for me.
INT. DOG'S HOUSE - NIGHT
Dog has a small pile of money and pills that he is distributing to his
lads.
DOG:
How many times do I have to explain this to you, Plank? You find a job
worth doing and you will find your share improving . . . Now do you
have a problem with that?
He obviously doesn't.
INT. ED AIVD BACON'S HOUSE - NIGHT
Tom raises his eyebrows and frowns to Bacon.
EXT. BIG BOY'S GYM/SOLARiUM - NIGHT
Meet Big Chris and Little Chris (twelve years old).
BIG CHRIS:
How long has he been in there, son?
LITTLE CHRIS:
About twenty minutes.
BIG CHRIS:
Is he on his own?
LITTLE CHRIS:
Just carrying a bag.
BIG CHRIS:
Let's have a look, shall we?
INT. GYM/SOLARIUM - NIGHT
BIG CHRIS:
Son, have a look under that one.
Little Chris looks under one of the sunbeds.
LITTLE CHRIS:
It's not him, Dad.
BIG CHRIS:
Try that one.
Little Chris returns from a peek and nods in confirmation.
LITTLE CHRIS:
Sleeping like a baby.
Big Chris then approaches and raises the sunbed.
BIG CHRIS:
This is one of those high-powered numbers, isn't it?
John O'Driscoll's eyes widen; Chris slams down the sunbed on top of him
as hard as he can.
Got some bad news for you, John.
JOHN O'DRISCOLL
What the fu-!
Big Chris slams down the sunbed on top of John.
BIG CHRIS:
Mind your language in front of my boy.
JOHN O'DRISCOLL
Jesus Christ!
Big Chris repeats the earlier treatment twice more.
BIG CHRIS:
That includes blasphemy as well. Now tell me, John . . .
JOHN'O'DRISCOLL
Tell you what, Chris?
A man opens the sunbed mom door.
SUNBED MAN:
I say, hold on.
LITTLE CHRIS:
I say shut it!
SUNBED MAN:
You what?
BIG CHRIS:
He said shut it!
Chris pulls a mean face; the door is closed.]
Tell me John, how you can concentrate on improving a lovely tan, and it
is a lovely tan by the way, when you have more pressing priorities at
hand?
JOHN O'DRISCOLL
Tell Harry . . .
Bang as sunbed comes down again.
BIG CHRIS:
Did I say speak? And it's Mr Harry to you . . . Now don't disappoint me
and chose your words carefully. You may speak.
JOHN O'DRISCOLL
I'll have it for Mr Harry in a few days. I have been busy, and I am
nearly there.
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