Lily and Jim Page #2
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crushing-the-grapes Lucy?
Yeah?
But, like...
you know the one with the candy
and she was putting it in her blouse?
Yeah,yeah,yeah!
Yeah my mom ate a lot.
You have very beautiful eyes.
Thanks.
Wanna watch TV?
Sure.
Loud, ridiculous sex noises
Blah blah-blah blah blah, blah
blah blah blah blah-blah blah blah
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Explosions
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
There wasn't really anything good on TV.
I turned off the TV and that's when
I noticed that he looked really sick.
I had a really bad allergic reaction
to all the caffeine I drank, and um...
my face kinda got swollen and bloated.
I was feeling kind of nauseous
and was having trouble breathing.
Are you okay?
Yeah! Yeah I'm fine, uh...
how are you doin'?
It... it's just that your face is all... puffy.
Really?
Yeah!
Huh. I... I feel okay.
You sure?
Yeah I'm... I'm doin' great.
Would you like some more coffee?
I would love some more coffee.
And I... I don't remember too much after that.
He passed out on my couch.
We exchanged phone numbers in the hospital
and, well...
that was that.
I wanted to call her
and ask her out again, but I...
Darn it, I...I just don't think I made
a very good first impression.
He was really cute and I'd
like to see him again, but--
I don't think he liked me very much.
I mean, if she was interested she
would've called me by now, right?
Whatever, I mean, it's not like
we were meant for each other
on some... some cosmic level or anything.
Women just don't understand me.
Come to think of it, this is a problem
that a lot of women seem to have.
He probably would've eventually dumped me
and I'd just realize what another pathetic,
emotional delusion this whole
dating thing was in the first place.
What a jerk!
You know, relationships are a lot like
those little packets of condiments
you get at fast food restaurants.
They're these little magical things
that can last forever on a shelf
but once you open them up
they go bad really fast.
Sigh
I just don't understand condiments.
Piano music
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