Kolja
- Year:
- 1996
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[ Wind Blowing ]
[ Orchestra ]
[ Whistling ]
[ Song Ends ]
The Lord is
My shepherd
I shall not want
He maketh me to lie down
In green pastures
He leadeth me
Beside
the still--
Still waters
He restoreth my soul
Thy rod
And Thy staff
Pig! Grow up, can't you?
Coffee, anyone?
- Franta?
- No, I'm in a hurry.
Another job? You must be rolling in it.
Can you lend me a hundred 'til Monday?
- You'll get it back.
- I know. Or else I wouldn't lend it.
[ Bell Dings ]
Finally!
Now, this car is ideal.
- So practical.
- Get a Trabant, at least.
How much is a Trabant?
- New or used?
- Used.
- You'd need a hatchback. Twenty,
twenty-five thousand. - [ Whistles ]
Hold on, hold on.
[ Horn Honks ]
I'm going, idiot!
They sure looked better from behind.
I didn't look back. So for me,
they'll be beautiful forever.
[ Laughter]
Bills, bills!
Greedy vultures, the lot of you.
Hi, Helenka?
This is Louka.
I suddenly felt so lonely,
That's right, you.
Helenka,
you wouldn't be scared
of a night in my tower?
To the theater?
Of course I'm not mad. How could I be?
No, get going then. Bye.
[ Dialing ]
Zuzi?
It's me, Louka.
Zuzi, I suddenly felt so lonely,
You, of course.
Oh, he's home?
Okay. Yeah. Bye.
''Socialism:
Our Unwavering Security''[ Radio Announcer ] Czechoslovak socialism
is undergoing cosmetic democratization.
Economically insufficient, it
has no regard for human dignity.
The system is nearing collapse.
''Trabant, needs much work.
Twenty thousand.''
Crooks!
This is Radio Free Europe.
Good morning.
Good morning.
I'd say that inscription
needs restoring.
It's the rain.
- I could do it for you.
- What do you mean?
- I restore headstones.
- How much would it be, altogether?
Well, it's not that long.
[ Mumbling ]
Thirty-six letters.
That would be 1 80 crowns.
Oh, my. Why is it so expensive?
Because there's real gold dust in there.
See how it glitters? It's real gold.
Pity there are two T's in his name.
You could've saved five crowns.
Franta!
He maketh me to lie down
In green pastures
He leadeth me
Beside the still waters
[ Continues ]
[ Sighing ] Do you know how
long I've waited for this, Louka?
Two years. Since Hajkova's funeral.
- That's awful.
-Such a long time! [ Hiccups ]
No, it's awful...
that we measure time in
funerals, like undertakers.
- You were never married, were you?
- No.
if you want a musical
career, don't get married.
- [ Hiccups ]
- Do you have hiccups?
- Yes, always afterwards.
When it's that good.
Always afterwards.
You know what?
Bite on your left pinky.
It puts pressure on
the hiccupping points.
- [ Hiccups ]
- Or try lifting your left leg...
at the same time as your right arm...
- They say that works too.
- [ Chuckles ] First time I heard that one.
-[ Tapping ]
- What's that noise?
It's the pigeons.
Sharpening their beaks
on the window sill.
- [ Sighs ]
- [ Hiccups ]
Wait, I think I got it backwards.
The other way. Lift up your leg.
- That's my right leg.
- Okay, right leg and left arm.
[ Laughing ] Why did they toss
you out of the Philharmonic...
[ Clears Throat ] when you play so well?
- I don't feel like talking about it.
- Then don't.
You know what? It works.
- I told you it would.
-[ Tapping ]
Why are they sharpening their beaks?
Why? Now, that one I can explain.
To make them sharp.
You're such a jerk ! [ Laughs, Hiccups ]
[ Car Approaching ]
- Hail, comrade!
-And God bless you too.
Three in gold, two in silver.
Here you are. It's all written down.
Those are the grave numbers.
Mr. Broz, a gravedigger like you
brings joy to the whole cemetery.
You're doing it so well.
I'm telling you! Don't do it!
You only owe me 37,600 crowns now.
I'm doing my best. I really
need a car to earn more.
We could sort out the car problem.
Yes, but how would I pay for it?
I have a wonderful job for
you. Money like you never saw.
-Straight into your pocket.
- Daddy, Daddy.
Andy has a tick and it's real big.
Give him here.
Do you have a pet at home?
No, no pets.
Do you have a kid at least?
- No kids, either.
- What do you have?
Go play, girls.
I'll deal with the tick.
I won't beat around the
bush. It's a marriage.
- I have this old ''aunt.''
- No, Mr. Broz.
I won't marry. Certainly
not some old aunt.
- She's Russian.
- Even worse.
It's not the aunt. It's her niece.
Not even a niece, Mr. Broz.
It would be a fake marriage.
- No, I'm against marriage, in any shape or form.
- [ Whimpering ]
- Cheers, cheers.
- He's right.
Cheers, Mr. Louka.
This niece needs Czech papers...
to avoid being sent back to Russia.
There it is.
Sounds fishy. It's not for me.
Now to cremate the parasite.
Divorce in six months.
You'll be free as a bird.
- Is Andy here?
- He had a tick.
- I thought I'd lost you.
- We're talking business.
- You know how I feel about this.
- Don't worry.
-Just shut the door.
-[ Door Closes ]
The wedding's just for
show. For appearances.
For 40 grand, Mr. Louka.
- Before you said 30.
- She'd willingly pay you 40.
You could buy a car and
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