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CASPER (cont’d)

Telly.

TELLY:

Yeah.

CASPER:

Did she suck your dick?

TELLY:

A little bit. But I didn't really

want her to.

CASPER:

Why?

TELLY:

I don't know. That's too easy. I

mean getting a virgin to suck your

dick. That's so easy.

CASPER:

It is right.

TELLY:

I want to knock her guard down. I

mean there's a whole philosophy

behind it. Having a virgin suck

your dick, that's basic because

there's nothing lost.

CASPER:

It's no big deal, right?

.

11.

TELLY:

Right. But when you deflower a

girl, that's it. You did it. You

were the one. No one else can ever

do it.

CASPER:

Yeah. The way I see it. My outlook

on the this situation is.

(they both start laughing)

It's like getting fame, you know

what I'm saying. It's like, if you

died tomorrow, and fifty years from

now all the virgins you f***ed are

gonna remember you because you were

their first.

TELLY:

Yep.

CASPER:

They're gonna tell their grand

kids.

(mimicking an old lady)

That Telly. He sure was good in the

sack!

The two of them are laughing, their conversation has gotten

them very excited.

They walk in front of a Korean grocery. The grocery has a

small outdoor produce section, juice, fruit, sodas, etc. A

KOREAN GUY with flip-flops and headphones is sitting on a

tall wooden stool.

TELLY:

You thirsty?

CASPER:

Yeah, I feel dehydrated.

TELLY:

You got any money?

CASPER:

Three pennies and a ball of lint.

TELLY:

You down with the boost?

CASPER:

(whispers)

Unzip my pack, yo.

12.

He turns around and Telly quickly unzips his backpack.

INT. KOREAN GROCERY - DAY

The grocery is your basic traditional market with a lunch

buffet. Behind the cash register is a middle-aged KOREAN MAN.

He is watching a small black and white television set.

The two boys enter.

Casper walks straight to the back where they keep the beer.

Telly circles the buffet and then walks up to the cash

register.

TELLY:

Uh, let's see here, would you

happen to have diss digg?

KOREAN STORE OWNER

Whah?

TELLY:

Diss digg. I'm curious if you have

it?

KOREAN STORE OWNER

Whah is dissdee?

Casper is going through the beer section. He pulls out two

40oz. bottles of and puts them on the floor.

.

TELLY:

Diss digg, diss digg, diss digg.

KOREAN STORE OWNER

I no understand you. Maybe crazy.

A round mirror is reflecting Casper putting the bottles into

his backpack.

TELLY:

I'll ask you one last time. Do you

have diss digg?

KOREAN STORE OWNER

Whah you say? Dissdee?

Casper runs up to the counter and grabs his crotch.

13.

CASPER:

He said This Dick, mutha fucka!

Can't you understand English?

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