Kid Cannabis Page #2
Teasing, taunting,
just laughing at you for thinking
You were gonna get your hands
on any of it.
Pizza.
Come in!
Down the hall.
Uh, hi.
Thought they were sending
the redhead, uh...
Jennifer.
Yeah, Jennifer, that's her.
The redhead, big tits.
Yeah. I...
I mean, she-She's off.
I'm Nate.
Hello, Nate.
It's 22.30.
Got change for a Hun?
Uh, no, I can't. Sorry.
Okay, hold your horses.
Hey! Any of you butt-Heads
got twenties?
Okay, excellent, thanks for your help.
I really appreciate that.
Get your hand off your nut sac.
Do you believe these guys, huh?
Yeah.
You, uh, want a hit?
Oh, no, I can't.
I gotta get back to work.
Like you'd hate to lose
this dream job, huh?
'Cause passing that pizza jockey
bar exam's a real b*tch, huh?
Okay, excuse me.
All right. Turn
your head, little man.
You're about to see
what makes most women
Fear the cock. Okay.
Get in there.
Haha. Oh, easy, speed racer.
That there's the B.C. Bud.
That's 600 a half
if you can find it.
Six hundred a half?
Holy sh*t. Sorry.
Yes, it is.
You see the ground squirrel
on the bed there?
a new set of tits,
And put her kid
through private school,
All by bringing down
Down from where?
From Canada, bro.
How?
Don't get me wrong,
tight p*ssy is very, very nice,
But it's a little overrated.
That chick's kid's head?
The size of f***ing Charlie brown.
In her box?
Really?
All right, give me a second.
All right.
I-I-I... Here we go.
Um, all I have is a 20.
It's 22.30.
Can you break a Benjamin?
Then all I have is a 20.
Huh? We got a deal, Nate?
Thank you. There you go, sir.
Let me grab that.
It's a write-Off.
Now, shouldn't you be toodling
off back to pizza base camp?
Hmm?
Good to meet you, Nate.
Say hi to the big-Titted
redhead for me.
Girls!
We got pie.
Woo!
It was like I'd been living
my entire life in a fog,
And that night
it finally lifted.
"If you want to make money,
stick with what you love and know."
Hey.
Oh, hey, ma. You're late.
Yeah. Some yuppies
ran out on their bill,
And randy made me wash dishes
Sucks.
Hey. You need to get
some sleep.
Good night, mom.
Good night, baby.
Yes? Okay.
Tom? Tom.
Mr. Loya can see you now.
First office to your right.
Thank you.
Come in.
Come in.
Close the door there, yeah.
I'm Joe Loya.
Hi. Tom Clark. Pleasure.
Take it off.
Take what off?
The mask.
Okay.
I'm... I'm sorry.
I didn't want to be seen.
I'm a little nervous.
Sorry. Didn't mean
to weird you out.
So?
So.
What can I do for you today?
Uh, marijuana.
I have a friend who...
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