Jennifer Falls Page #5

BAR. JENNIFER COMES OUT OF THE BACK ROOM WEARING A LOW CUT,

BLACK AND WHITE STRIPED REFEREE SHIRT AND BLACK SHORTS.

JENNIFER:

Wow, I’m not used to seeing this much

of my b*obs at home.

WAYNE:

Sorry, Sis, franchise policy.

Besides, you totally look hot. If I

weren’t your brother-JENNIFER

Not a sentence I want to hear the end of.

WAYNE GOES TO SERVE A CUSTOMER AT THE END OF THE BAR AS

STEPHANIE ENTERS FROM THE BACK.

STEPHANIE:

Hey, sexy. Here. (ADJUSTS HER

CLEAVAGE) Let the girls out a little.

It’ll jack up your tips. (THEN) Oh,

they are out. You know what, just

smile bigger.

STEPHANIE STARES AT JENNIFER.

JENNIFER:

What?

STEPHANIE:

Nothing. It’s just, you used to

babysit me and now I’m your boss.

Isn’t that crazy?

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JENNIFER:

So crazy.

STEPHANIE:

Okay, ready to try pouring a draft?

First thing you need to do-

JENNIFER:

Stephanie, I was a senior VP for a

Fortune 500 company. I can pour a

beer.

SHE POURS A DRAFT, TAKES IT DOWN THE BAR AND SERVES IT TO THE

CUSTOMER, ETHAN (40S, GOOD LOOKING, SMARTER THAN HE LOOKS).

JENNIFER (CONT’D)

Here you go. One... (LOOKS AT GLASS)

Glass of foam. Sorry. That one’s on me.

ETHAN:

So, you’re Wayne’s sister?

JENNIFER:

Jennifer.

ETHAN:

Ethan. When did you start working here?

JENNIFER:

Oh, no, no, no. I’m not working here.

I’m just helping out. I’m not a bar maid.

ETHAN:

O-kay.

SHE HAS TO BEND OVER TO WASH A GLASS AND HER B*OBS HANG OUT.

ETHAN (O.S.) (CONT’D)

Hello, girls.

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JENNIFER STANDS UP, PISSED.

JENNIFER:

Hey, just because I have to wear this

little sports-whore outfit doesn’t

mean I have to take crap from jerks

like you.

ETHAN:

Got it. And these are my girls, Abbie

and Lily. It’s our weekend together

and we’re having dinner here.

TWO PRETEEN GIRLS WALK UP TO THE BAR.

JENNIFER:

Oh. It’s very nice to meet you.

ETHAN:

(TO GIRLS) I’ll be right there.

THEY GO.

JENNIFER:

I’m sorry. Your girls are adorable.

ETHAN:

Thanks. Yours are too.

ETHAN GRINS AND LEAVES.

JENNIFER:

Cute. (CALLS AFTER HIM) Real cute.

ETHAN (O.S.)

It’s a little cute.

WAYNE COMES OUT OF THE BACK ROOM WITH A BLOCK OF ICE AND

STARTS CHIPPING IT INTO THE BEER COOLER WITH AN ICE PICK.

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JENNIFER:

Hey, Bro, can you give me an advance

on my check? Gretchen’s kinda’ bummed

and I told her I’d take her clothes

shopping. Just like a hundred bucks.

WAYNE:

You know what? This feels good. I

have to admit all those years you were

so successful it was hard being your

older brother. It feels nice to have

some power. Let me just check with

Stephanie.

STEPHANIE (O.S.)

About what?

STEPHANIE ENTERS.

WAYNE:

Jen wants an advance.

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