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John Carpenter
1988		THEY LIVE JOB OPPORTUNITIES - Last place of employment? - Denver, Colorado. I worked there for ten years... but then things just dried up. Th...Rate it:

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Ron Mita
2017		You know, I remember the first time I set foot in Africa. Thought I'd hate it just like Iraq, you know? Figured, it's just more fucking sand t...Rate it:

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Tow Ubukata
2013		1 "Supreme Court" Kazuya Soga, get out here! - Griffin Unit, ten minutes to air-strike. - Eagle clear. - Griffin Unit, - Fox negative. - ten...Rate it:

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Jeff Dunham
2006		(Opening) Sweet Daddy Dee: Jeff Dunham, i'm talking to you my man. This is your night and this is your time. You're gonna put the smackdown on tha...Rate it:

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Jeff Dunham
2007		Walter: All those kids and their hipping and their hopping. Pull up your damn pants, you morons! Jeff: Second Comedy Central special, it's gonna b...Rate it:

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Jeff Dunham
2009		Achmed: Greetings, infidels. Please welcome Jeff Dunham! Jeff: Thank you so much. Thank you very much. Yes, thank you very much. And, unless I...Rate it:

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Wei Lu
1994		ERA International (HK) Ltd. presents In Association with Shanghai Film Studios Producer: Chiu Fusheng Executive Producers: Kow Fuhong and Chris...Rate it:

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Roald Dahl
1967		Calling Cape Comm. This is Jupiter 16. Do you give a "go" for fourth orbit? Cape Comm to Jupiter 16. Can you confirm O-2 pressure is within li...Rate it:

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Remy Patato
1999		gs] Squidward: Whatever. [Jess comes up and tells Squidward what he wants and Squidward relays order to SpongeBob] Twelve Krabby Patties on wheat b...Rate it:

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Jeff Dunham
2009		(opening) Jeff: Thank you so much! All right! Thank you. You're very kind! Thank you so much! Wow, i feel i just won the nobel prize for walk...Rate it:

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Mark Bomback
2007		Well.... I am sending you the code. Yes I see that, thank you. - What about my account? - Delivering. i I have just sent it, you should have ...Rate it:

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David Mamet
1992		SCENE ONE A booth at a Chinese restaurant, Williamson and Levene are seated at the booth. LEVENE John...John...Rate it:

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Jeff Dunham
2014		Jeff Dunham: Five continents. 12 countries. 19 cities. 50,000 miles. Five characters. One dead terrorist. We're all over the map. (Title Card) Je...Rate it:

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Remy Patato
1999		Games Movies TV Wikis Search My Account START A WIKI Encyclopedia SpongeBobia Encyclopedia SpongeBobia 14,950 PAGES ADD NEW PAGE COMMUNITY THE S...Rate it:

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Robert Getchell
1974		ALICE: Wait. No, wait. I can do that better. I can sing better than Alice Faye. ALICE: I swear to Christ I can. MOTHER: Allie! Allie! Alice Gr...Rate it:

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Jeff Dunham
2011		JEFF DUNHAM: I can't believe the show starts in half an hour and Achmed's late. Walter: Maybe he drowned trying to visit Bin Laden's grave. (laugh...Rate it:

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Graham Chapman
1982		20th CENTURY FROG ARS GRATIA ARTIS PRESENTS STARRING (ALPHABETICALLY) GRAHAM CHAPMAN INTERNATIONALLY SUPER STARRING (ALPHABETICALLY) JOHN CLE...Rate it:

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Adam Brooks
2014		Come here, yes, come here, oh, yes... You bitch! I'll kill you, I'll kill you, I'll kill you! Don't even try to move my clear, you're complet...Rate it:

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Jeff Dunham
2012		A.J: Storm clouds gather, darkness prowls, the moon shines full as specters howl. This scary house, this lonely road, revenge is coming, and best s...Rate it:

(2.67 / 3 votes)

Dave Chappelle
2017		He's in the trance. He isn't thinking of jokes, though. He's composing the voiceover I'm saying to you right now. Getting me to agree to this ...Rate it:

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Ricky Gervais
2004		Thank you. Hello, Chicago. How are you? Wow wow. Thank you so much. Thank you so much. Thank you. I, um... Thank you. Thank you. That was ...Rate it:

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Rafael Azcona
1972		I've killed for the first time in my life. On 22 March, 1862. As from today, the martial law is declared throughout all the Territory of New Me...Rate it:

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T'ien-wen Chu
1985		The Time to Live and the Time to Die This film is some memories from my youth particularly impressions of my father "My father came from Mei C...Rate it:

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Amy Schumer
2015		Meu nome Amy, e meu show! (musica de rap tocando) Man Uh Bitches ain't shit And they ain't sayin' nothin' A hundred motherfuckers can'...Rate it:

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