Monty Python Live at the Hollywood Bowl script
Synopsis: Monty Python Live at the Hollywood Bowl is a 1982 British concert comedy film directed by Ian MacNaughton and starring the Monty Python comedy troupe as they perform many of their greatest sketches at the Hollywood Bowl.

20th

CENTURY:

FROG:

ARS GRATIA ARTIS

PRESENTS:

STARRING:

(ALPHABETICALLY)

GRAHAM CHAPMAN:

INTERNATIONALLY:

SUPER STARRING:

(ALPHABETICALLY)

JOHN CLEESE:

EXTRA-TERRESTIALLY

CO-SUPER

(ALSO ALPHABETICALLY)

STARRING:

TERRY GILLIAM:

SUPER-INTER-

GALACTICALLY:

(A BIT ALPHABETICALLY)

CO MEGA STARRING

ERIC IDLE:

SUPRA COSMICALLY

INTER-UNIVERSALLY

ULTRA ALPHABETICALLY

HYPER-STARRING

TERRY JONES:

WITH:

MICHAEL PALIN:

AS THE MAN WITH THE

BIGGEST CREDIT:

AND:

SUPER ALPHABETICALLY

CO INTRODUCING:

EXECUTIVE GUEST SUPERSTARS

NEIL INNES & CAROL CLEVELAND

AS THE YOUNG WINSTON CHURCHILLS

IN:

HOLLYWOOD:

MONTY PYTHON:

LIVE AT THE:

HOLLYWOOD BOWL:

Men with bare bottoms:

Sit on my face, and tell me that you love me

I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you, too.

I love to hear you moralize

When I'm between your thighs

You blow me away

Sit on my face and let my lips embrace you

I'll sit on your face and let my love be truly.

Life can be fine if we're both 69

If we sit on our faces at losses of places and play

'Till we're blown away

Michael Palin:
Hello, good evening and welcome to the Ronald Reagan Memorial Bowl, here in the pretty little L.A. suburb of

Hollywood. Well, we're about to go in all for wrestling, brought to you tonight, ladies and gentlemen, by the makers of Scum,

the world's first ever combined hair oil, foot ointment, and salad dressing. And the makers of Titan, the novelty nuclear

missile! You never know when it'll go off! Surprise your friends, amuse your enemies, start the party with a bang!

Introducing, ladies and gentlemen, tonight, all the way from a mudwrestling tour of the OPEC countries...in the red corner:

Colin "Bomber" Harris!...and, ladies and gentlemen, in the blue corner...all the way from a mudwrestling tour of the OPEC

countries...Colin "Bomber" Harris!

John Cleese:
Well, now, ladies and gentlemen, this is the first time that Colin "Bomber" Harris has met himself. A few

formalities now, any moment we're out, we'll be ready for the start of Round One. There goes the bell! Colin moves to the

middle of the ring there, he's looking for an opening, going for the handhold...

Colin "Bomber" Harris: Augh!

John Cleese:
He's got it! Into the headsqueeze...

Colin "Bomber" Harris: Augh!

John Cleese:
A headsqueeze there...

Colin "Bomber" Harris: Augh!

John Cleese:
A favorite...

Colin "Bomber" Harris: Augh!

John Cleese:
...a favorite move of Colin's ----...

Colin "Bomber" Harris: Augh!

John Cleese:
...flying there...

Colin "Bomber" Harris: Augh!

John Cleese:
...and already Colin is...

Colin "Bomber" Harris: Augh!

John Cleese:
...working on that weak left knee of his!

Colin "Bomber" Harris: Augh!

John Cleese:
A half nelson...a half nelson and a Philadelphia Hamilton and Colin bit himself on purpose there, and he has been

given a public warning by the referee, and Colin did not like that one little bit!

Colin "Bomber" Harris: Augh!

John Cleese:
Double overhead nostril...

Colin "Bomber" Harris: Augh!

John Cleese:
...backkick and into the, ah, Boston crayfish, no, it's a crawlfish, or is it a longestine, no, it's a longestine! A

lovely move there! He's caught himself by surprise and this is the first fall to Colin "Bomber" Harris! Swell! A lovely move

there! And Colin must be pretty pleased with himself having put himself up with that one! A strawberry whip, a vanilla

whip, a chocolate whip...there it is, Colin's most famous hold: the one-neck-over-shoulder-Gerry Ford and Colin's in real

trouble! He's just made it to the rope...just a little lucky there...

Colin "Bomber" Harris: Augh!

John Cleese:
...and there it is, a double Eydie Gorm�, should be able to twist...but he does...but he's looking pretty

groggy...and I think he's caught himself ----. Colin "Bomber" Harris has knocked himself out and so he is the winner and he

goes on next week to meet himself in the final!

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Graham Chapman

Graham Arthur Chapman (8 January 1941 – 4 October 1989) was an English comedian, writer, actor, author and one of the six members of the surreal comedy group Monty Python. He played authority figures such as the Colonel and the lead role in two Python films, Holy Grail and Life of Brian. more…

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