How to Be a Serial Killer Page #2
[whispers]
I've always wanted
to kill someone.
And you can.
What do you mean?
If you want to learn,
I can teach you to kill
as many people as you want.
I don't know.
No, I think you do know.
I come in here all the time,
and every time I see you...
I see a guy that's not
happy with his life.
- You can tell that?
- Uh huh.
And I see that there's
that's just waitin'...
to break out.
You know exactly what I'm
talking about, don't you?
(customer)
What the f***, honey?
No, I'm not
doing this with you.
See, life comes down to a few
short moments when you have
to ask yourself...
am I living up
to my potential?
Am I in it...
to win it?
Sh*t for selection.
What's it gonna be?
Are you in it to win it?
I am in it to win it.
You got a lot to
learn before you can
put your hands on a weapon.
So what do you say?
You wanna go
get this a**hole?
Yeah.
[bell rings]
Let's take the back...
before he gets away.
Hey, dip sh*t.
Hey, you know what's
f***in' hilarious?
Is that you chose to act
like a f***in' a**hole
on your last day on earth.
[gunshot]
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
You all right?
You still with me?
Guys like this, they take
their lives for granted.
And the thing is,
is that we're all
just so f***in' fragile.
I'm a reminder to these people
that they need to appreciate
their life each and every day.
So you're kind of,
you're kind of doing,
doing people a favor.
Looks like we got a live one.
[gunshot]
What do you do
with the body?
Depends.
Is shithead here
a regular customer?
Yeah?
the desert with a shack on it.
Your secret hideout?
Yeah, kind of.
Take him out there,
chop him up,
throw some dirt on him -
be on the safe side.
Grab the shell casings,
I'm gonna throw
f***-face in the trunk.
Welcome to your new life.
You follow my lead,
you'll be selling
the blood-soaked clothes
of your victims on eBay.
Listen, I got to run,
call the city,
have this car towed.
Don't touch anything.
Just go back inside.
Should, should I get
your phone number?
No need.
I know where to find you.
I want to make you
a superstar, pal.
So Mike's...
he's taken me on
as his apprentice.
I'm kind of nervous
'cause I'm not, like,
I'm not now nor have
I ever been a star student.
But, you know, they say,
they say you can accomplish,
like, anything if you put
your mind to it.
And.. I've never
really found anything
that I really wanted
to put my mind to.
Serial killing -
really sink my teeth into that.
Apply myself.
[car horn honks]
- Hello.
- What took you so long?
There was a mad rush
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