House Party 3 Page #2

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I still wake up crying.

This is an insurance form.

You know how to fill it out, don't you?

You write down "Socks, $50,000."

And you were carrying a car in your suitcase.

May God bless you.

Oh, and God bless you too.

Sorry about the eye. Did you lose that also?

Yo, yo, yo, slow down. Pull over here.

What for?

Just pull over. We got to get our luggage, fool.

Yo, I thought they lost your luggage.

Nah, stupid. You think we dumb enough to lose our luggage?

We were just trying to make some more vacation money.

You know, to bring some girls to Hawaii.

Do you know what you punks did is against the law?

You could end up in juvie hall.

That's the first stop to the big house.

Know what they do to boys in the big house?

Make little girls out of them.

When we get there, we'll say hello to your low-life friends.

Take us to Capital Records, MCA, Motown and Virgin Records,

to let everybody know that Immature is in the house.

The only house you're gonna be in

is the house you'll be in all summer on punishment.

You ain't cuttin' up like you did last summer,

you understand me?

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Yo, watch the finish.

Watch the finish.

Yo, yo, yo, yo. The wild bunch is here.

Yo, what's up fellas? What's going on?

What's up, man?

All right.

LUCY:
Well, well, well.

Hello, Aunt Lucy. What's up, Veda?

Aunt Lucy, these are your brother Petey's grandchildren.

If you say so.

Honey, your pants are too big,

but Aunt Lucy gonna take care of that.

Play and Stinky, I brought some lunch. It's on the table.

BOTH:
Oh, word.

That's what I'm talking about. And I hope everybody ate,

'cause I ain't saving a damn thing.

Fellas, I want you to meet my fiance Veda.

Hi guys. Oh, you're so cute.

Look at your little dreads.

I don't which one of you is the cutest.

You pretty cute yourself too.

Damn, Kid, I didn't know you had it going on like this.

She is fine.

Hey, Kid, what happened to that big booty girl?

The one you went to college with.

Ooh, look at the time.

We have a meeting today that we're late for.

We have a meeting, so we have to go.

And we're late. Uh, Play, Stinky. Play.

You know, the big booty girl. I think her name was Sydney.

Play, Stinky, we got a meeting. Come on, let's roll.

Well, what's with all these worms in your head, boy?

I hope you left some food for the little ones.

Of course, we did, Aunt Lucy. Of course, we did.

Now, well, of course, I did.

Now, Veda said you could have something to eat.

She didn't say go and eat up all that Chinese food.

It was fried chicken, Aunt Lucy.

Hush your mouth.

Chinese people don't eat fried chicken.

What?

Kid, I'm telling you right now,

we're going sell Sex As A Weapon to Showboat.

Wait a minute, we haven't even signed them yet.

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