Flushed Away Page #2
- If you can find it. - I know where it is!
And remember, the name of the boat's the Jammy Dodger.
Thanks for bringing me this far.
You're welcome.
See ya!
Beware.
Beware.
Hello?
Permission to come aboard?
Ahoy there?
Sorry. I didn't mean to intrude, Mr. Captain, Skipper, Thingy.
Hey! That's Miss Captain Skipper Thingy to you.
What are you doing on my boat?
I've had a bad day and need your help.
I was thrown out of my own home, flushed down my own toilet.
Thank you, too much information. I have my own problems.
She's around here somewhere!
Stay down. And keep quiet.
Why? Who are we hiding from?
I said quiet! There's rats after me who'd like to kill me.
Well, I'll contain my amazement.
All right, all right. Quiet as a mouse.
Over there!
You idiot!
Sorry about that.
I'll be off then.
Sorry.
Sorry. Sorry.
Sorry!
We can't let her get away!
Come on, Jammy, me old mate, don't do this to me!
Let me go, you pink-eyed freak!
I'm upset now.
Whatever's going on, I'm not involved.
I'm an innocent bystander!
Rita, Rita, Rita!
You thought you could give us the slip.
What are you looking at? Keep still! Come on, then! Right!
Who have we got here?
I believe he said his name was Millicent Bystander.
- Millicent! - Actually, no...
Now, then, where's the ruby, Rita?
The boss wants it back.
I don't have your stupid ruby.
OK, are we going to do it the easy way...
...or the hard way?
I think we should do it the easy way, don't you, Spike?
All right. Check the tin.
Good girl.
See, Whitey, this is how I do it.
Watch and learn, my son. Watch and...
Was it in there?
Right! Rip it up, lads!
Hey, you get your filthy paws off my stuff!
It's in here somewhere. I can feel it in me guts!
That'll be last night's curry.
I'm the same. I got a bum like the Japanese flag.
Will you please tell them I'm not involved in this?
Fine. All right, all right, listen up.
This gentleman, he's not from around here.
Thank you.
- Just look how nicely he's dressed. - Thank you.
And why? Because he's an international jewel thief!
Precisely. What? No, no!
- He stole the ruby from me! - No, she's lying!
All right, all right! It's time to bring out...
...the Persuader.
Your choice, mate. You can talk now
or you can talk later. Ain't that right, Persuader?
Yeah, in a much higher voice!
The Persuader's alive, Spike!
You'll be singing like a tea kettle.
Good one, Persuader.
I don't even know her! I don't know anything!
Careful, miss. You'll injure yourself.
I know where it is!
Come on, then. Spit it out!
Don't you dare!
Look at her bottom. Is it me, or is it oddly shaped?
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