Encino Man Page #2

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and that included his women.

- That's barbaric !

- lndeed.

## [ Radio ]

Stone ! Stoney !

## [ Radio ]

- Hey ! Come on, check this out.

- That's my lobes.

Feel the ground, man.

Whoa, buddy, it's chillin'.

lt's not like chillin', chillin'.

- Bro, it is chillin' !

- l know. lt's cold !

lt's so, uh-- Help me.

Check it, buddy.

Oh, buddy !

- Dude, l know what this is, bro.

- What is it ?

- lt's a Mousterian bowl.

- No way !

Hey, come on, David.

Be careful with that.

What's a Mousterian bowl ?

A Mousterian bowl

from the Mousterian era.

""Prehistoric artifacts

for five hundred, Alex.""

Don't you ever watch ""Jeopardy"" ?

Buddy, this is kind of like

prehistoric Tupperware, bro.

lt's still preserved...

like Smuckers !

- Oooow !

- [ Barking ]

Earthquake !

Earthquake !

- Earthquake !

- [ Rumbling ]

Ahhhh !

Oh !

Oh, God !

Oh, God !

Nice save, Davage.

- Stone ?

- Yeah.

There's a guy buried in my pool.

[ Screaming ]

Hello, Fred.

l'm glad l caught you.

Are you available for a meeting

sometime this week ?

- Ms Morgan, open the door !

- Mom !

Mom, there's a guy

buried in our pool !

- Mom ! Mom !

- Open the door !

- [ lndistinct Yelling ]

- l'm working !

Call 9-1-1 !

Call 9-1-1 !

[ Scratching ]

[ Stoney ]

They never found Jim Morrison.

Yeah, or Jimmy Hoffa.

Or Jimmy Mahoney.

He was a kid l knew

in Cub Scouts.

Come on, let's go.

They never found him.

- David, l know what this is.

- What ?

- lt's a caveman.

- Would you please !

No, l'm serious.

No way !

Whoa. A caveman !

This is unbelievable!

Do you know what this could mean for us?

This could mean--

This could mean fame or money !

Or popularity !

Far too much responsibility for me.

Anyways, l'm already popular.

Yeah, you travel

in large groups of one, Stoney.

Besides, this is my one chance

to make somethin' out of myself.

You gotta help me dig him out.

You were here. You're part of it.

l don't wanna be part of anything, Dave.

l'm happy just to be me.

lt could mean money.

You tellin' me you couldn't use

a, a new scooter ?

Some new bell-bottoms ?

A little fun-dage ?

Wease some older nugs

with a mansion and a pool ?

Soakin' up the rays,

watchin' all the ""Jeop-ardy""

you can handle ?

- That was the clincher.

- Everybody's got a price. Come on, man.

[ Lawn Mower Motor ]

Steady it !

Give it more gas, more gas !

Perfect ! Hold !

This thing weighs a ton.

Ahh !

Hey, there's his pits, bro.

[ David ]

That's his head.

That's his skull.

[ Snoring ]

Get off me !

- What are you doin' ?

- l don't like mornings.

Ow !

Come on, let's get up.

He's still in here.

No kidding, Dave.

He's an ice cube.

- We gotta thaw him out.

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