Encino Man

Synopsis: Stoney and Dave find a caveman (Link) trapped in ice, thaw him out, and show him around town. Although Link is slow to catch on to basic concepts of 20th century life, he has no trouble impressing all the girls and helping Stoney and Dave find the coolness they've been searching for.

Genre: Comedy

Director(s): Les Mayfield

Actors: Sean Astin, Brendan Fraser, Pauly Shore, Megan Ward

Production: Hollywood Pictures

1 win & 1 nomination.


IMDB:: 5.7
Metacritic:: 25
Rotten Tomatoes:: 15%

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: PG
Year:: 1992
: 88 min
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[ Screaming ]
[ Screaming ]
- [ Car Alarms Wailing ]
- [ Dogs Barking ]
[ Panting ]
l hate those things.
Oh.
# Ooo-ooo
Ooo-ooo #
# Ooo-ooo
Ooo-ooo #
# Reality used to be
a friend of mine #
# Reality used to be
a friend of mine #
# May be why the question
that's on your mind #
# But reality used to be
a friend of mine #
-# Reality used to be a friend of mine #
-[ Barking ]
# Reality used to be
a friend of mine #
# Please don't ask me
'cause l don't know why #
# But reality used to be
a friend of mine #
# l used to be friends with reality #
# She used to be a pal
real close to me #
# But she tried to hide from me
what was in store #
[ Howling ]
[ Woman ] Stanley, is that--
Will you put that back ?
- Ummm.
- Put that back !
Hey, l just washed all this stuff.
- lt's my gear.
- Sorry, man.
- lt's okay.
- What's my mom screaming about ?
She's bummed
'cause l snaked your last bagel.
- Grab a shovel, man.
- No, l just wanna munch.
You don't wanna help,
that's just fine.
- [ Stoney ] Uh-huh.
- This is a total waste of time.
Dave, be more of a geek.
There's no way you're going to the prom.
- [ Girl ] You're a disease.
- Ahh.
- And no one will ever swim
in this stupid pool.
- Hey !
Later.
Look, David, please do me a favour
and stress less, bro.
High school is over, buddy.
Get into it.
We're losers.
l've decided something, Stoney. l wanna
look back on my high school career,
and think that l started slowly
but l finished strong, you know ?
High school's almost over and
l don't have anything to show for it.
l know, me neither.
You should be stoked though, buddy.
You got through the last four years
without the full-on melon tweekage.
lt's not enough. l mean,
l want my own page in the yearbook.
Jump off the gym, splatter on the street
and go for the co-ver.
lt's not funny. l'm not goin' down
as this geek kid from Encino.
When l finish this pool, l'm gonna
have the killer party after the prom.
l'm gonna be the prom king !
And l'm gonna graduate a legend.
[ Stoney ]
Well, what about me ?
Oh, well, you'll be there too.
Thanks, but Robyn Sweeney, she's not
goin' to the prom with you, man.
-l wish she would but she's not.
-What are you talkin' about ?
Robyn Sweeney is mine.
She's become a major babe
and she loves me.
- She finds you crusty, Dave.
- l'll convince her.
- She'll see the truth.
- Truth is...
life's about greasin' the do-back,
buddy, and weasin' on the buffest.
High school was interesting, right,
but it was kind of
like a harsh ride. O-o-o-ow.
We're goin' on to bigger
and better things, buddy.
Stoney, l am on to
bigger and better things.
Count on it !
[ Stoney Yelling ]
[ Stoney ] Oh, wow !
Hey, what's up ?
- # l'm a stoney crusty dude #
Did you know that ?
- Get out, dude.
- [ Stoney ] # l got a mop on top #
- Watch out !
Excuse me. Could you move. Me and
my friend, David, are comin' through.
- Hey, there's Robyn.
- Hey, Robyn. O-o-o-ow !
Four-wheelin' over the ferns.
Look, Dave, you're gonna have to mellow
out, bro, on this whole Robyn thing.
- She always shines ya.
- You don't understand. We have history.
You had pre-freshman history.
You could've had her back then.
She hadn't hit ""babehood"" yet.
Milk does a body good.
Check her.
[ Stoney ]
She's clean, buddy,
and he's got her.
[ Chuckles ]
Matt Wilson ?
What a jerk.
What does she see in him anyway ?
[ Stoney ] He's got the buff spikes
chillin' on top of his melon.
Dude, he's checkin' her cheeks. Ohh !
He's got the serious beak, his own
personal... oh ! holding company,
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