
Encino Man
- PG
- Year:
- 1992
- 88 min
- 1,005 Views
[ Screaming ]
[ Screaming ]
- [ Dogs Barking ]
[ Panting ]
l hate those things.
Oh.
# Ooo-ooo
Ooo-ooo #
# Ooo-ooo
Ooo-ooo #
# Reality used to be
a friend of mine #
# Reality used to be
a friend of mine #
# May be why the question
that's on your mind #
# But reality used to be
a friend of mine #
-# Reality used to be a friend of mine #
-[ Barking ]
# Reality used to be
a friend of mine #
# Please don't ask me
'cause l don't know why #
# But reality used to be
a friend of mine #
# l used to be friends with reality #
# She used to be a pal
real close to me #
# But she tried to hide from me
what was in store #
[ Howling ]
[ Woman ] Stanley, is that--
Will you put that back ?
- Ummm.
- Put that back !
Hey, l just washed all this stuff.
- lt's my gear.
- Sorry, man.
- lt's okay.
- What's my mom screaming about ?
She's bummed
'cause l snaked your last bagel.
- Grab a shovel, man.
- No, l just wanna munch.
You don't wanna help,
that's just fine.
- [ Stoney ] Uh-huh.
- This is a total waste of time.
Dave, be more of a geek.
There's no way you're going to the prom.
- [ Girl ] You're a disease.
- Ahh.
- And no one will ever swim
in this stupid pool.
- Hey !
Later.
Look, David, please do me a favour
and stress less, bro.
High school is over, buddy.
Get into it.
We're losers.
l've decided something, Stoney. l wanna
look back on my high school career,
and think that l started slowly
but l finished strong, you know ?
High school's almost over and
l don't have anything to show for it.
l know, me neither.
You should be stoked though, buddy.
You got through the last four years
without the full-on melon tweekage.
lt's not enough. l mean,
l want my own page in the yearbook.
Jump off the gym, splatter on the street
and go for the co-ver.
lt's not funny. l'm not goin' down
as this geek kid from Encino.
When l finish this pool, l'm gonna
have the killer party after the prom.
l'm gonna be the prom king !
And l'm gonna graduate a legend.
[ Stoney ]
Well, what about me ?
Oh, well, you'll be there too.
Thanks, but Robyn Sweeney, she's not
goin' to the prom with you, man.
-l wish she would but she's not.
-What are you talkin' about ?
Robyn Sweeney is mine.
and she loves me.
- She finds you crusty, Dave.
- l'll convince her.
- She'll see the truth.
- Truth is...
life's about greasin' the do-back,
buddy, and weasin' on the buffest.
High school was interesting, right,
but it was kind of
like a harsh ride. O-o-o-ow.
We're goin' on to bigger
and better things, buddy.
Stoney, l am on to
bigger and better things.
Count on it !
[ Stoney ] Oh, wow !
Hey, what's up ?
- # l'm a stoney crusty dude #
Did you know that ?
- Get out, dude.
- [ Stoney ] # l got a mop on top #
- Watch out !
Excuse me. Could you move. Me and
my friend, David, are comin' through.
- Hey, there's Robyn.
- Hey, Robyn. O-o-o-ow !
Four-wheelin' over the ferns.
Look, Dave, you're gonna have to mellow
out, bro, on this whole Robyn thing.
- You don't understand. We have history.
You had pre-freshman history.
You could've had her back then.
She hadn't hit ""babehood"" yet.
Milk does a body good.
Check her.
[ Stoney ]
She's clean, buddy,
and he's got her.
[ Chuckles ]
Matt Wilson ?
What a jerk.
What does she see in him anyway ?
[ Stoney ] He's got the buff spikes
chillin' on top of his melon.
Dude, he's checkin' her cheeks. Ohh !
He's got the serious beak, his own
personal... oh ! holding company,
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