Eating Out Page #2

I don't like to kiss.

You're kidding.

Seriously.

You can play with my nipples

if you want.

Y'know,

kissing is so 1990s.

I think I might be-

Well, I think I might be gay.

Gay?!

Well, a little bit.

I turned another one?

it could be a phase.

Please.

Can you list any tracks on

Madonna's Like a Prayer album?

um, Express Yourself,

Cherish,

Oh Father-

Vogue...

No honey, Vogue was on Dick

Tracy.

it's not a f***ing phase,

you're full-fledged homo.

Jesus, what'd I do?!

Well,

didn't you ever suspect

that- I mean

I am a little...

I know what you mean.

We're all just

people.

Just

bodies with

organic needs.

We need satisfaction.

We shouldn't deny our bodies.

Let's not deny our bodies.

Honey, it's not going to work

this time,

I'm pretty gay.

Oh, I was good enough for you

last night you f***ing f*ggot.

You're not being very positive

about this.

I couldn't be any more

positive if

I was gang raped in a

repository bin

at the needle exchange!

All I do is help gays come out.

So who are you f***ing?

Well, i

haven't had sex yet.

Hah!

I mean, except with you.

And some other girl.

Get out!

Well, can't we be like, best

friends or something?

I already have a gay best

friend.

Yeah,

Marc.

is he single?

Get out!

it's like I'm on a conveyor

belt.

A little piece of sushI no one

wants.

You lookin' for Mr. Right Now?

Please, I'll settle for Mr. Five

Minutes Ago.

Sorry.

No prob-

-lem.

Joey

just remember!

Every time you suck a dick!

Every time you poke some

boy

in the brown eye!

Just remember that you've...

eaten...

P*SSY!

You ate p*ssy

and you liked it!

i, i...

You came!

HI Gwen.

Who's your friend?

Oh, Jesus.

Fair thee well

my fairy

fay.

Who was that?

I don't know, he's a newborn.

No, the girl.

Gwen.

She's hot.

Yeah, she's cute.

But a total Meredith Brooks

hit single.

Excuse me.

That her boyfriend?

No, her roommate, Marc,

the love of my life.

He's gay

and I'm invisible.

All her friends gay orwhat?

She's kind of a fag hag.

I hate that term.

'Cause you're one.

Shut up. I am not.

You live with me.

So she's straight though,

right?

Yeah, but she's totally in love

with Marc.

They screwed when he was in

the closet

and she's been trying to

replace him ever since.

Doing a real good job,

she keeps dating fags.

I feel like a turnstile

to the white party.

Why do you keep doing this?

I don't know.

They're time bombs, Gwen.

it doesn't seem worth it.

I met you.

Let's not go there.

You're the best thing that

ever happened to me.

I wanna go home. Marc, take

me home.

I just got here. Let's hang for

a bit.

I'll do a little damage control.

I bet I looked pretty stupid

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