Dracula: The Impaler

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She lives.

They die.

This is the covenant.

Is done.

The Impaler

Why, yes!

Sean!

Why, yes!

- Above!

Do you want to go?

Do you feel the pressure, "D"?

Do you feel the pressure, buddy?

What will you do when the pressure is on?

You're a little b*tch, man!

You're a little b*tch!

And that affects your game.

And I look at you I will...

One hundred US dollars, if you do this.

What is that, double your capital friend?

Oh, you just have to concentrate.

It is very difficult to concentrate.

Oh, sh*t!

No way, man!

This comes on the heels!

You know, I'm not sure this game, anyway

why actually...

I want to drink a few beers and

know that I never lose in this.

Are you ready?

Now I have this.

Oh, my God.

- He drinks it, glug, glug.

I know, I will not say anything.

I will not say anything.

Oh, baby!

- Bart.

Around this place, apparently

it is good join this charm.

I'm happy that you found

a use for that stupid thing.

Wait, I'll let you know

that this is a piece

More advanced technology on the planet.

And you use to enter the "Redtube"

to watch porn at the speed of 4G...

I do not think Steve Jobs has had that intention

I think that when

revolutionary piece of technology.

Well, have you seen

Steve Jobs and his friends? - Yeah

Have you seen?

- Yes

This is exactly what they did

So you can watch porn or whatever.

And do not use it just for that...

I also won $ 200

this weekend.

Would you please finish that

before I lose the bus?

You've smoked too much and this will give

.

What?

We're running out of food.

You...

You should get well...

Look, you're covered in crumbs

of "cheese puft". - It's okay.

You look like you've been in a snowball

made of "Cheese puft"

How you've been in a radioactive

cheese course

And you'd

become a snowman...

And you raised your hand and tell

and the

People "Hello World"

Is that what you want?

Guys, you two children,

Have you had sex in her life?

Well, I think...

I will stay here and not go into conclusions.

Speak for yourself, "Redtube".

Am I right, Lev?

Sorry, I will not comment on that question,

but... I really do not see the point.

She does not see her point.

Okay, that's really sweet of you.

I can not believe we're going to

the univerdidad in a few months.

You do not have to worry about that, this is

real, I know, let's just enjoy it.

You promise?

Actually "promise"

is the perfect word.

No, no, no, no.

Do not think that is the thing....

This is not a proposition.

This is a promise ring.

Y...

I'm going to feel stupid, but...

I really want you to know that I love you.

And I promise that I will always choose love

.

So, do not I have to worry

of the other girls in school?

Someday this will be a proposition.

So you will not have anything to worry

.

I hope so.

Do you know that would make this better?

- Chelsea.

Look, I know you feel you know

Same, but really want my first time

.

Our first time, it

on our wedding night.

I know.

I know.

Hey, when you finally do this, how

husband and wife, that moment will...

The most beautiful and best

we have ever spent together.

What you will see?

Yes.

What I can see.

Hey, "D"!

"D", where the f*** are you, man ?!

Hey...

Hey, are you okay?

Yes, I just felt for a moment...

How it was going down.

Okay. All right.

Here I am and I do not think so...

I know, I am a virgin...

F***.

- Oh my God.

Man, we returned.

Extraastes us?

Much . More than you think.

I know, I know.

Oh, thanks.

Well, met everyone,

why I had this dream.

Oh, that's great, Steve.

This is important.

This is the most epic

dreams I've had in my life.

It's about this woman, she has red hair

, she was dressed in white...

She had tits...

- Hey!

Nena, is just a dream you should not worry

. - It's okay.

This woman is back in the game

.

She stands before a spooky door...

And she's like a vampire

or something.

She had that white veil,

but I could not see his face, but...

But if you could see him clearly

tits.

She led me to the forest...

And suddenly

I had that burning of a castle image.

This woman called me and told me

"Bring me the circle of seven".

That's a good accent, right?

I can not!

I can not forget this dream!

I wrote in "Google" castle...

And is called "stone castle".

In small words

"Devil's Castle"

The castle of my dream is in the middle of Transylvania

.

Transylvania?

"Transil-damn-vania" man.

I'm not lying.

This castle is now the castle

Vlad "The Impaler"

Vlad "The Impaler", which dominated the entire Romania...

The old Dracula fangs large

, you know.

Ah, as "Wikepedia"

Castle Dracula's Castle Bram Stoker...

Which is located in the mountains

of the Carpathians in Transylvania...

..and There.

I do not speak of that expedition

sh*t Bram Stoker.

I'm talking about the real castle.

Del true.

The one I have to define...

Go to location.

Okay, listen guys...

The trip you

graduation is next week. - Y?

I want to start paying for everything.

Do you know?

you looking for something... Something really special.

You know ?, because my birthday boy

Thursday next week, and I love the guy.

And everything will merge.

"D", your family has a history

in Transylvania, right?

Yes, but all the families

come from somewhere.

You know?

I thought I was going to move this.

Whatever, yo ..!

I rented the castle for a week, so start

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