Dracula: The Impaler

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She lives.

They die.

This is the covenant.

Is done.

The Impaler

Why, yes!

Sean!

Why, yes!

- Above!

Do you want to go?

Do you feel the pressure, "D"?

Do you feel the pressure, buddy?

What will you do when the pressure is on?

You're a little bitch, man!

You're a little bitch!

And that affects your game.

And I look at you I will...

One hundred US dollars, if you do this.

What is that, double your capital friend?

Oh, you just have to concentrate.

It is very difficult to concentrate.

Oh, shit!

No way, man!

This comes on the heels!

You know, I'm not sure this game, anyway

why actually...

I want to drink a few beers and

know that I never lose in this.

Are you ready?

Now I have this.

Oh, my God.

- He drinks it, glug, glug.

I know, I will not say anything.

I will not say anything.

Oh, baby!

- Bart.

Around this place, apparently

it is good join this charm.

I'm happy that you found

a use for that stupid thing.

Wait, I'll let you know

that this is a piece

More advanced technology on the planet.

And you use to enter the "Redtube"

to watch porn at the speed of 4G...

I do not think Steve Jobs has had that intention

I think that when

revolutionary piece of technology.

Well, have you seen

Steve Jobs and his friends? - Yeah

Have you seen?

- Yes

This is exactly what they did

So you can watch porn or whatever.

And do not use it just for that...

I also won $ 200

this weekend.

Would you please finish that

before I lose the bus?

You've smoked too much and this will give

.

What?

We're running out of food.

You...

You should get well...

Look, you're covered in crumbs

of "cheese puft". - It's okay.

You look like you've been in a snowball

made of "Cheese puft"

How you've been in a radioactive

cheese course

And you'd

become a snowman...

And you raised your hand and tell

and the

People "Hello World"

Is that what you want?

Guys, you two children,

Have you had sex in her life?

Well, I think...

I will stay here and not go into conclusions.

Speak for yourself, "Redtube".

Am I right, Lev?

Sorry, I will not comment on that question,

but... I really do not see the point.

She does not see her point.

Okay, that's really sweet of you.

I can not believe we're going to

the univerdidad in a few months.

You do not have to worry about that, this is

real, I know, let's just enjoy it.

You promise?

Actually "promise"

is the perfect word.

No, no, no, no.

Do not think that is the thing....

This is not a proposition.

This is a promise ring.

Y...

I'm going to feel stupid, but...

I really want you to know that I love you.

And I promise that I will always choose love

.

So, do not I have to worry

of the other girls in school?

Someday this will be a proposition.

So you will not have anything to worry

.

I hope so.

Do you know that would make this better?

- Chelsea.

Look, I know you feel you know

Same, but really want my first time

.

Our first time, it

on our wedding night.

I know.

I know.

Hey, when you finally do this, how

husband and wife, that moment will...

The most beautiful and best

we have ever spent together.

What you will see?

Yes.

What I can see.

Hey, "D"!

"D", where the f*ck are you, man ?!

Hey...

Hey, are you okay?

Yes, I just felt for a moment...

How it was going down.

Okay. All right.

Here I am and I do not think so...

I know, I am a virgin...

F*ck.

- Oh my God.

Man, we returned.

Extraastes us?

Much . More than you think.

I know, I know.

Oh, thanks.

Well, met everyone,

why I had this dream.

Oh, that's great, Steve.

This is important.

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