Deliver Us from Eva Page #2

- Come on, now.

Remember, we tried that?

Remember Rashaun? Yeah.

All I said was,

you was a little uptight.

But I like that though.

So it was like a compliment

in reverse.

Oh, reverse. Right. I see. Yeah. Yeah.

You feeling me.

Yeah, sure.

Did you know that female spiders eat

the male when she's done with him?

Yeah. They date, they laugh, and then

she turns his ass into a crab cake.

Now, while the prospect of biting

your head off makes me happy,

I am sure that ultimately

you are not a Happy Meal.

So, I'm moving on

to better cuisine.

Good-bye, Rashaun.

Eva, wait. You're just

gonna say good-bye?

Oh, no, it's not good-bye.

It's hello in reverse.

Eva. Come on, girl.

- Eva put that man in the mental ward.

- You're always exaggerating.

Eva drove the brother insane.

I seen him last week.

Dude sound like Ron Hopper.

Now he t-t-talk like th-th-this.

This can work with Ray.

The boy is a specialist.

He is a master player.

Listen, Ray can get Eva

to let go ofher sisters.

Then when it's just us and

them, we can have all their love.

- Right, right.

- We can get him to seduce her.

- Yes! - 'Cause all she really

needs is some you- know-what.

Hold up. What Eva really

needs is a sensitive man-

somebody that can help her

with her personality problems.

What she needs is a dude that can hit that

ass till she starts speaking in tongues.

- Amen.

Right, right, right.

Can Ray do that?

Okay, later,

after we finish doing it,

we're gonna lie together and hold

each other and talk for a while, right?

Okay. We can do it, but

I have to study. Come on.

Eva says if I stick to a study schedule

- Don't say the "E" word.

- Not in this house.

- I have to stick to my study schedule, okay?

All of us agreed. What is

with you Dandridge women?

I love my sisters, okay?

I'm sorry.

I love you too.

It's just in a different way.

Okay. Then I demand that you love

me the same way that you love them.

You and them-

it's like apples and oranges.

What? Lady, I am your husband,

okay? I pledged my life to you...

before God and a bunch of ugly

- ass relatives I don't even like.

I gave up all my wild ways for you,

and, baby, I had a hell of a lot of them.

I never told you about the roses and the

butt-naked midgets or none of that sh*t.

I had midget pros in different area codes. Uh

- huh.

Therefore, I demands

to be a damn orange.

You can stop playing now.

You know what? Fine.

If a brother can't be an orange,

then you're cut off.

I'm cut off? For real?

Yeah. That's right. Back up.

I'm cut off? You gonna

cut me off? Don't touch me.

Don't do that. Don't do it. Oh, damn.

Don't do this. Don't.

Oh, damn,

the flesh is weak. Oh.

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