Club Dread Page #2
no strings attached!
[Cheering]
[Horn Blowing]
[Blowing Whistle]
Coconut Pete, you're under arrest!
What are the charges, officer?
For keeping these people from enjoying
free drinks at the pool from noon to 3:00!
- [Cheering]
- That would be a crime!
Well, you heard the man.
Free drinks at the pool!
Last one in
is a rotten coconut!
[Animals Chittering]
- [Screams]
- [Screams]
- [Panting]
- Are you all right?
Yeah. That thing just scared me a little.
It's just Welkie, the Welcome Gorilla.
These two idiots were trying to hump him,
so I thought I'd stash him out here.
- I'm Jenny.
- I'm Penelope.
I'm a little lost.
You look familiar.
Have you ever been here before?
Oh, yeah. Um, well, no.
Huh.
So where are you from?
- Uh, Nome, Alaska?
- Hmm.
I guess you just have
one of those faces.
- [Chuckles]
- Just take a right up there
to get to the big path.
But you better hurry.
You'll miss the drinks by the pool.
## [Reggae]
[Man] Oh, Manny,
look at the chassis on this one.
Oh, dude.
Wanna get nailed?
Hot dudes lookin'
for some gander juice.
Yeah!
- Okay, maybe later. Yeah.
- I'll get back to you.
Oh, dude, look at that one, dude.
Green bikini? Oh, dude.
- Look at that little cheetah.
- Hair pie.
- [Grunting]
- [Barks]
- Jackie O'Tripod.
- Dude, what...
Oh, dude, check out that
orange bikini, dude.
Oh, dude, come on.
- Do you want to be drilled by Manny?
- [Grunting]
[Laughing]
Bogey. Bogey.
- 12:
00 noon.- Holy sh*t, dude.
I know that chick.
That's the chick on that TV show...
- A.M. Pump Up With Amy Aerobics.
- Oh, yeah. Yeah.
She's the one in the way back.
Dude, she was. But then the chick
by the palm tree died...
so she got promoted to palm tree.
And then Amy Aerobics died, and so
she's the new number one chick, dude.
- She's the new Amy Aerobics!
- Whoa, whoa, whoa. Amy Aerobics died?
- What did she die of?
- She didn't die of a fat ass,
I'll tell you that, bro.
[Both Laughing]
What's up?
Dude, don't be gay, man.
- I don't think so.
- Hi.
Oh! Whoo! Hey.
- Lars Brunckhorst. I'm the new masseur.
- [Jenny] Hi.
- I'm Jenny.
- Really nice to meet you, Jenny.
- And this is Yu.
- And really nice to meet you, Yu.
- [Chuckles]
- So youre subbing in for Inga this week?
- Yeah.
- Well, you'd better be good.
Inga had some great moves.
Let's see what you got.
Ooh.
[Chuckles]
- [Chanting]
- [Both Moaning]
Oh, God.
Inga never did anything like that.
- Who's the f***ing hippie?
- I'll take that.
Hey, get your own margy.
- It's not for me.
It's for our new masseur, Lars.
- Are you serious?
We swapped out a six-foot
Swedish broad for this guy?
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